Wanting to dress pretty and wear makeup does NOT make you gay. Period. Flash, or Felicity, just wants to find some company in a nice, wholesome girl who loves traps. Surprisingly, her problem might be that she's looking at the wrong school.

Written for ShortSkirtsAndExplosions

Part of the B_25 vs Flutterpriest 24 Hour Writeoff

When the sirens need to work to feed themselves (after a few unfortunate incidents burn through most of their emergency funding), they don't easily find jobs they like. This goes triple for Adagio Dazzle, stuck as a waitress/mascot for some cheesy, no-name restaurant. Little did she know what would happen following the broadcast of their very first commercial...

Contains cheese. Twilight Sparkles beware. Rated Teen for upcoming commercialism. Random tag for the same reason, Profanity tag mostly for Aria Blaze.

Do girls gawk? Of course they do! Bipedal, quadrupedal, paraplegic. All things with eyes and ovaries share an undeniable commonality:

They gawk.

Whether it's at nature or the news or social media or cat memes or fashion magazines or political-Twitter-bashing, they are prone towards gawking at things and events and places at one point or another.

And it's even likely that girls, especially the specimens of Canterlot High School, will mostly just gawk at Flash Sentry while he sexily shimmies around in booty shorts.

A collection of chapters that may or may not take place either in recursive meta fanfiction or on the cell phones of Canterlot High School Girls who like to giggle over sexy femboy karaoke.

Art by MashoArt

The Rainbooms and some of their friends talk about ‘boob pockets’, muse on the nature of interdimensional clothing, and take a vote regarding if a pair of pants should stay on or be taken off.

Inspired by a conversation with thegreatcat14 and perhaps a piece of her art or two...

Thanks to her and also Nova Quill and Tired Old Man for their input, edits, and help!

As Twilight sets up for tonight's sleepover, Pinkie brought over exactly twenty-eight cookies for everypony at the sleepover. Pinkie claimed that the seven of them (including Spike) should have thirteen cookies each as an even amount. Pinkie’s logic doesn’t make any sense to Twilight and wants Pinkie to prove it to her if seven times thirteen really does equal to twenty-eight.

Inspired by Abbott and Costello’s 7 x 13 = 28 routine!

Pinkie Pie Grin vector by: KIOWA213

Edit: I know that 7x13 does not equal to 28! This is all in good fun comedy and it doesn't have to be taken so seriously. If you are sensitive with mathematics, then don't read it!

Update 11/16 - 11/20/14: In the popular list! Thanks guys!

Update 6/6/15: Now with a reading by: Astro-Brony

The law exists to protect Equestrian citizens, and must be enacted in a fair and even manner. Prince Blueblood knows this; he's accepted punishment for his numerous minor disturbances of the Equestrian legal system, without ever trying to slip out of it.

Fluttershy is in violation the law. Ergo, she must be brought to justice. That's just logic.

Now if only he can get the captain of the guard and his annoyingly lackidasial aunt to cooperate...

Made for the eighth FTP competition. Cover art by hwaho.

Sonata (somehow) convinces her sisters to watch old monster movies with her.

(Warning: Lighthearted approaches to dark issues such as suicide attempts, domestic violence and Matthew Broderick.)

***Featured on 1/11/2017***

Updates will come when the muse strikes. Chapters can be read as stand-alones.

This story is a sequel to Sweet Carrots

A pegasus and a unicorn?! Pound and Pumpkin Cake were a bit of a surprise to their parents. However, they were a much bigger surprise to their grandmother.

While this is technically a sequel to Sweet Carrots, it’s still a stand alone story. Reading Sweet Carrots is not required to understand what’s happening. However, reading Sweet Carrot is still recommended.

Again, a big thanks to BlazzingInferno for the title and the descriptions.

Special Thanksgiving Story!

Flash Sentry and Applejack have been together for months and are ready to reveal their relationship to Applejack's family on during their Thanksgiving get-together. Flash feels nervous feel he's about to be hunted down if he screws up, but Applejack promise he'll be find and they'll also going to tell the tale of how they became a couple.

The time when an apple fell for a sentry.

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Apple Bloom's room is right next to Applejack's. It was never a problem until one night she hears Big Macintosh come over and... certain sounds follow. After a few nights of the noises continuing Apple Bloom can't take any more; she has to confront her siblings and end their late night antics.

A short, stupid story with a surprise ending. Rated PG-13 for implied topics.