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Equestria is in general a really kind, wholesome place. You've been around the block a few times, and seen your fair share of hardship. But honestly? Some of the slang that these ponies seem to be worrying about is just... out of line. Don't seven year old's say worse things on Xbox Live?
This Story Contains: Nothing to Worry About. Trust Me.
Don't you Trust Me?
Rarity needs to borrow Rainbow's laptop for a week. Rainbow needs to get her laptop fixed so Rarity can use it. Starlight needs more alcohol before she hangs herself.
Edited by SolidFire.
This story is a sequel to Dear Princess Sunbutt
When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.
A somewhat unofficial sisterfic to 2Merr's Dear Princess Sunbutt
There may not be a response to every letter, and letters 1-11 were taken from my comments in said sister-story.
Please support 2Merr's story too if you like this one. This is written with encouragement of the original author.
(Note: Picture used without permission from Derpibooru. Upon request it will be promptly removed.)
EDIT: Apparently someone's done a reading of this and its sisterfic over on Youtube! Why does nopony tell me these things.
Anon takes over Spike’s job of transcribing Twilight’s friendship reports. He does exactly what you’d expect.
Companion fic containing Celestia’s replies up to Letter 120 - To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt written by Snow
Special talents.
That thing that sets ponies apart from each other and gives them a path in life. The one thing that they excel at, broadcast to the world by their cutie mark.
The spectrum of special talents is as wide as the day is long and twice as varied as you think it is.
But, interesting talent or mundane, everypony needs a job to put food on the table and not every talent lends itself to one.
After all, not everyone can be blessed with specific high-demand talents like "growing plants" or "cleaning" or "flying". Even less often does a pony get a particularly nebulous concept or multi-faceted skill like "magic" or "partying" that can apply to any number of jobs.
Sometimes, no matter how good you are at what you do, it's just not something you can make a career out of.
But for those unlucky few, there's a group filled with other ponies who face the same problem that they do.
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Editted and proofread by the wonderfully helpful NecroHorse!
Luna has a secret.
A secret that she's kept close to her heart ever since her return from the moon, a secret she's hidden for so long that she's no longer even sure if it's real. At least until it returns to haunt her, and she has no choice but to confide in Celestia and hope her sister trusts that she hasn't gone mad.
It's time to tell Celestia about the circles.
A startling situation arises when Princess Celestia begins acting crazily and violently cuddling the ponies around her. Fearing the breakdown of the government, Princess Luna and one of Canterlot's most unfortunate doctors hatch a plan to cure her by letting her cuddle the daylights out of a Royal Guard.
EDIT: #2 featured on 6/17!
EDIT: Now with an AUDIO READING by LonelyFanboy48!
Thanks to Twilight Sparkle and her friends, Equestria has known its longest period of peace! Except for the reoccurring existential threats. And if you ignore that thousand years when the Elements of Harmony weren't needed.
Well, that time is over. A new villain has come to tame the mythical land of magical horses. Or, well, he's there at least. Equestria has a way of taming itself.
A large corporation in Manehattan hires you to fulfill the Diversity and Inclusion goals and reach the target numbers on the key metrics such as the absence of gender and racial bias. They specialize in customized spell solutions, distributed enchantment systems and cloud mana storage: three things that you, a human, didn't know even exist.
To their surprise, you are not entirely useless.
This is an RGRE (Reversed Gender Roles Equestria) story. You were warned.
Huge thanks to Vayne Hellslinger and SirReal for helping me to make this stuff more readable.
In the magical land of Equestria, there are no ponies.
In the sleepy town of Ponyville, there are no ponies.
In the glittering Castle of Friendship, there are no ponies.
So who are all these colorful quadrupeds?
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