To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From Celestia, RE: Letter 90.1

Author's Note:

Letter 90.1: Here.

Dear Anon,

Don't worry about it, you should see Spike when he has a cold. Lord Tight Pants took being plastered with snot and tissue rather well, considering. Fancy Pants still snickers a bit when his father crinkles his snout at tissue boxes. Besides, I was alive when not only was there no such thing as toilet paper, there was no such thing as a toilet. It would be... incredibly unpleasant of course, but still by far not the worst thing I've ever had to deal with.

And yes, I do know you're above such things. Your self preservation instinct is uncanny, considering how well you're doing for living in Ponyville.

Your friend,
Celestia.

Comments

[WARGAMES]

Wait why’s this just Celestia, not HRH cellestia
Special reason?

[Oizys_Shadowmane]

9948909
Probably since Celestia is being less formal with Anon

[Snow]

9948909
9948924
Bingo, just a quick note and she's being less formal.

[Frankie2]

I'd hate to think what was the worst thing she had to deal with.

[Kirtai]

Well, that was a very elegant way to threaten someone.

[WorldWalker128]

But given her anatomy, wouldn't no toilet paper not be a problem? And given their anatomy, unless they're having bipedal gusts, wouldn't their equivalent of a toilet be basically just a hole in the floor with a trapdoor?
Oh, who am I kidding? These critters have doorknobs and use them as if they have fingers to turn them with. Why would they NOT have toilets?