Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 90.1

Yo Tia,

Ignore that last thing. Spike sneezed while on the shitter and sent you some toilet paper. He’s freaking out, but I’m laughing my ass off. He said he didn’t use it, but imagine how funny it would be if he did.

Even without that, just think about the fact that someone could send you toilet paper at any point in the day. Let’s say some snobby crustmuncher is whining at you about how awful it is to chew his own food, and then BAM! Toilet paper.

I would never do that, of course. That would be rude and childish, and we both know I’m above such things.

Love, Anon

Comments

[A.P.O.N.I.]

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[FrostTheWolf]

Pfft. With everything Spike has to go through... especially living with Twiggles, I feel really bad for him

[Emtu]

I totally involuntarily cackled at that first paragraph.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Oh, they were perforations. Now it makes sense.

Also, Celestia's probably thinking back to the scroll shower incident from Season 1.

[2Merr]

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I spent 3 hours last night trying to get it looking like actual toilet paper before giving up. I couldn’t put vertical lines on both sides because the extra spaces are ignored. It made me big sad.

[Wild Zontars]

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Looks right in chapter format:

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[Neece]

Suuuure Anon, you sure wouldn't.

[Emtu]

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Edit: You simply use another invisible character alternating with spaces - I used the zero-width space.

[artofwar77]

The Sword Toilet Paper of Damocles now hangs above Celly's head, ready to fall at any time.
It's sure to make her day extra interesting, not knowing if or when the Toilet Paper will descend...

[Spiritus Arcane]

Ok, I was off by one word.

[Officer Hotpants]

... I never considered this potential abuse of his power.

[WorldWalker128]

So if Spike breathed fire on say, hypothetically speaking: reefer brownies, would it simply be torched, or would they arrive unharmed but warm like fresh-out-of-the-oven?
And with them not being cake, would Celestia simply hand them off to Luna or her guards?
No need to answer that. It's late and I'm thinking goofy like I usually do when I'm sleepy.

[Shadowshame]

I would never do that, of course. That would be rude and childish, and we both know I’m above such things.

Riiiiight

[Dashnyymi]

I should've known

[vinyldash23]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT makes more sense.

[Scarheart]

Damn, I was only guessing!