Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 20

Hi, Princess Celestia!

Twilight said this candle can send letters like Spike, so I’m writing to tell you that I think you’re great! I’m a big fan of the sun, it’s always so nice and warm. And you have a really pretty mane! I wish mine could move around like that. It would make my bed head WAY easier to deal with.

Tell Princess Luna she’s great, too! She’s so nice, even if she’s usually serious. Nonny likes her a lot! He’s always saying she’s the perfect big titty goth jee eff, with the titty down south. I don’t really get it, but he was smiling, so it must have been a compliment!

Also, please don’t tell Twilight I sent this. She said the candle is for important stuffs only, but you’re always important to me!

Lots of love,
Pinkie Pie

P.S. - Gummy says hi!

Comments

[2Merr]

Obligatory Pink Ponk because I couldn’t resist.

[Thatguywiththeface]

Oh I can't wait to see sunbutt's reaction to that

[Snow]

I'm gonna have to sleep on this one.

[TheDino27]

Boi , stop laying those chapters , I don't have time to read all of em even if they are only that long !

(ok , maybe , just maybe , continue . Those are so bloody funny I could read a hundred in an hour and not get bored)

[Freglz]

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Twiggles has the hots for Butterbutt.
Nonny has the hots for Cellybelly.
Merr has the hots for Ponkadonk.

Are you sure this is a comedy and not a romance?

[M4Tiger4014]

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Just, you know, not a Romcom cus of contrived horseshit causing inorganic conflict and drama.

Romcom cus of contrived bullshit causing organic conflict and drama.

[Sigmacipher]

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Because romatic comedies are beginning to saturate the market.

[Venerable Ro]

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When have they not? People like stories that they can snigger along to.

[lainverse]

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Pssst, To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

...ah, you already found out about this marvelous development.

[Ulrezaj]

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Me thinks Nonny has the hots for Luna A.K.A. Princess Perfect. I mean, he did tell Celestia to ask her to join him for a movie night.

[YPSE]

is gud story, merr.

gg <3

[Emtu]

I haven't laughed quite as hard at anything in a while as I laughed at these. Keep it up, both of you. (I especially love Anon's name mangling.)

[TAD2]

Anyone know how to write in the format the author is? I’m talking about the letter format with the line on the left.

[lainverse]

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If I'm not mistaken that's how quoting looks like in the chapters. I'd prefer that author's wouldn't use this or at least not for the entire chapter since it's impossible to place a bookmark into one of these and I prefer to leave one right at the end of a chapter.

[TAD2]

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I know but I’m working on a chapter with a few sections I’ll this and I have Askes a lot of people

[artofwar77]

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Pinkie Pie.
The bane of all writers trying to keep things in-character.

Good luck to you, Sir and/or Madam!

Also, please don’t tell Twilight I sent this. She said the candle is for important stuffs only, but you’re always important to me!

Pinkie is adorable.

[Azriel]

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Caligula, the Roman Emperor, I imagine.

[SCP Pinkamena]

Big Titty Goth jee eff with the titty down south

absolute madman

[True Edge]

Oh, feck! I can't wait to see how Celestia reacts to this one!
*Eagerly awaits Snow's next chapter!*

[lainverse]

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He likes Luna more.

[PsiGuy60]

Okay, I officially love this fic.

[2Merr]

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I’m able to place a bookmark in a quote. No idea why you can’t, it seems like a bug

[lainverse]

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For some reason buttons are displayed under block quote for me and as the result I can't click on them on my PC or press on smartphone. I can select separate paragraphs, but can't do anything with that. Guess have to play with CSS on my side to fix it.

[WorldWalker128]

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I've been wondering this for years: Why is Pinkie sometimes called "ponka" or something of the like? What does that actually mean?

[ClockworkShield]

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Honestly I think it’s just occam’s razor On this one: it’s just a funny way of saying pinkie, or it’s because pink is sometimes a funny way of saying the work pink that people will say when they want to be funny and stupid (you know, general internet behavior), and since her name is PINKie Pie, it just kinda morphed from there.

[Advent Link]

so sweet and wholesome.

[GeorgeOfTheJungle]

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big titty goth jee eff, with the titty down south

[Advent Link]

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Bonus points if you take over a diner once you pop into equesatria, hire the big teety goth bat-pone as staff, fall in love and have a family.
something.
something.
Not RGRE enough etc.

[vinyldash23]

I don't think Pinkie deals with bedhead in the first place. There wasn't enough Anon in this one, but what was there was funnier than shit.

[Coretz]

My heart melted with Pinkie saying Celly is always important.

Can someone bring me a mop?

[silvadel]

Pinklestia is a rare ship, but a fine ship. (now thinking of Riker with the Lolipop, It's a good ship.)

[MLG Hard]

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I ship Amethyst Star with Capper, so no ship is too obscure for me!