Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 24

Dear Princess Cellophane,

Today I learned that funeral etiquette varies widely depending on who died. Cracking jokes at an old person’s funeral: sometimes okay. Cracking jokes at a baby’s funeral: never okay.

Your maladjusted malady,
Tape Stapler

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[TheDino27]

I feel like this one was a bit too grim , I am the first one to laugh at dark humor but this felt a little too much .

I still laughed tho , I will definitely go to hell.

[FrostTheWolf]

Should I even ask... what the hell's going on in this town?

[Captain Nitpick]

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Forget it, man. It's Ponyville.

[FTR2017]

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It's called 'dead baby comedy'.

... and we'll have a trip together!

Ain't that grand!?

[WorldWalker128]

I've made jokes at funerals before. They're almost never appreciated. I guess when your audience is literally dead, your attempts at humor are doomed to a similar state.

[Vaalintine]

That got dark fast. Real fast.

[Fregith]

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[ChronoMitsurugi]

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[vinyldash23]

I thought dead baby jokes died a long time ago. This escalated quickly. I'm going to Hell for laughing at this. All of Twilight's nicknames are awesome, as are Celestia's. Princess Cellophane is by far my favorite so far.

[HorseWordFan]

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Much like subject of the jokes themselves, dead baby jokes will never get old .

[DerpTape]

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I was honestly expecting many more jokes in the comments for this letter.

I got immunized to dead baby jokes while working as an ambulance EMT. You need gallows humor to survive any length of time in that job.

[The Great Derpsby]

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Eh, I don't know. It's not funny anymore if it's all Twilight being an insane twit rather than Anon writing the letters as if she were one.

[vinyldash23]

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oh my fucking god.

[Prince Leviathan]

Jesus christ Twi
You joked at a babies funeral???

[Synthetic Soul]

This strikes me as something Anon would do and blame on Twilight.

[GlitchyFox]

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from how anon did so little to this one you can tell even he was at a loss of what else to do with this