Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 71

Dear Princess Solar Plexus,

If you ever get the urge to cast a spell to extend your neck by three feet for literally no reason whatsoever, keep in mind that the extra length will cause equivalent shrinking in other parts of your body—your legs, to be specific. Also remember to add extra bones and muscles to the neck, otherwise your head will flop around on the ground while you yell at Anon to stop laughing and help already.

Your vampire’s wet dream,
Little Bigneck

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I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. It’s like someone combined a giraffe with a corgi and painted it purple. She’s so angry right now, but that only makes it funnier.

Love, Anon

Comments

[gchamp89]

I am picturing this in my head and I can't stop laughing either

[Mitril]

Is it time for long neck ponies?
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[2Merr]

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This pleases me

[Emtu]

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It's possible that you may have a problem.

[Swat]

I can only picture the "WHERE ARE MY BALLS JOHN" meme and it becomes about 300% funnier with Twilight and Anon.

[FTKnight]

I got home-made soup in my sinuses now....

[alfonso_rd_33]

It’s like someone combined a giraffe with a corgi and painted it purple

BEST... DESKRIPTHOR...EVER!!!!

[FrostTheWolf]

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Some things just can't be so easily explained. Happens about 90% of the time in this fic

[Rambling Tree]

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Celestia is definitely best hooooooooooorse.

[TheOneAJ]

[PonyDragon]

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Choose your favorite:

[TheDino27]

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Because I am a TF2 fan and the original is (almost) always better , I am going to say the Original.

[PaintedPony]

I’m not going to lie, I laughed at this one until my eyes leaked. And then I read Anon’s part and lost it again. Purple Giraffe Corgi!!

[Farnham]

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[ushio]

This chapter that I read at 2am caused me to laugh so hard I woke everybody else in the house up so thanks for that.

[vinyldash23]

Somebody better draw that shit.

[Aguion12 - GotA]

If anyone is wondering what made me favorite this story, this is it. My mouth and throat hurt now.

[Symphony_in_152mm]

I laughed for a good solid minute after reading Anon's PS

I keep thinking about that image in my head and I get into fits of laughter each time.

This fic has kept me in good spirits and/or laughing a good 80% of my time spent reading it.

I love this a lot.

[DerpTape]

Screenshoted and saved for sad-day-reversal.

[Kain26831]

Holy crap I laughed so hard I choked.

[DF]

Ow, ow, ow, it hurts to laugh this much.

[Sir Starshine]

How is this mare still alive?! She is being just so purple!!

[facker]

I died so hard of laughter i woke up everyone in the house

[Blackhawk2130]

I gave myself a headache from laughing so hard!
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[Jrarulez]

That image! XD