Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 108

Dear Princess Solaroid,*

Today I learned that shrinking yourself down to the size of a baby does not make it acceptable to suck your girlfriend’s tits in public, nor does it give you an excuse to throw a screaming tantrum when told to stop said titsucking. I will be more discreet with my public indecency in the future.

Your sucky-sucky for good lucky,
The Nippler

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* A solar Polaroid. You guys don’t have Polaroid here.
Earth: 1 | Ponyland: 0

Love, Anon

Comments

[Raistlin]

I have an idea for a chapter: in this continuity, Starlight Glimmer is saner than in canon. She travels through Equestria seeking ponies with dangerous talents in order to remove their Cutie Marks before they become a problem to everyone including themselves.
Guess who is top in her list?

[just moar]

I'm laughing way too hard at this

[Farnham]

The Purple Princess of Public Indecency.

[gchamp89]

I think its time to up Twilight's meds. NOW.

[Wild Zontars]

Velvet, Twilight's doing weird shit again!

[FrostTheWolf]

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I think that even without her cutie mark, Twiggles is bound to do something crazy

[LonePigeon]

Princess Solaroid*
* A solar Polaroid. You guys don’t have Polaroid here.

Thanks for explaining. That was my second, later thought.
My first would be you coining a new word mashup for a literal royal pain in the ass [solar/hemorrhoid]

[Illi]

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Twonk's cutie mark is what keeps her under control. Without it, all she would have is her purpleness. And that would cause the end of everything.

[Maramanasa]

Someone stop purple smarts shes going off into the abyss .

[Bookwurm666]

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I think it might be time to wright her off as a lost cause and seal her Magic and mind

[truebuckshot]

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So the PPPI?

[truebuckshot]

I can see the earth vs ponyland scoreboard becoming a thing and Anon and Tia trying to one up each other in the letters

[HB_DS2013]

I fear that Purple Smart is more dangerous without the cutie mark. You don't need a cutie mark to be smart, after all.

[BradtheBrony]

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Nnnoooooo!!!

... so close to alliteration perfection! It should be “The Purple Princess of Public Perversity!”

[TheSneek]

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That would be a ‘solarrhoid’.

[Officer Hotpants]

Okay. Twilight is clearly running a psychological experiment on Anon and/or the population at large.

[Hotel_Chicken]

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Holy shit... You might be right!

Motherfucking student of Trollestia, of course she'd use a troll as a social experiment

[Timothy48]

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What about The Purple Princess of Public Perversions?

[SeventhBrony]

10066246 it is scary how much sense that makes

[FanOfMostEverything]

Has Twilight been sniffing mercury? Eating paint chips? Just outright swallowing lumps of assorted heavy metals? This is beyond purpleness. We're approaching an ultraviolet level of foolishness that seems to require chemical assistance.

[mishun]

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Just outright swallowing lumps of assorted heavy metals?

That can only end in shattered water closet

[Dusty the Royal Janitor]

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Hell, that concept might make for an interesting story/character/antagonist just in general.

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That'd be a good name for him to use the next time she cuts off his coffee supply.

[Tuckerx78]

The Nippler sounds like a serial molester that either tries to suckle all the mares in Ponyville, or steal all the baby bottle tops in Ponyville.

[WorldWalker128]

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I would agree, except meds don't cure Stupid, just crazy.

[vinyldash23]

I would say that Equestria needs a plague, but earth already has one, so God has his hands full at the moment. Maybe evacuate spike and anon, and then fumigate the library with mustard gas or something while Twilight's asleep.

[Bronzer]

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Unless that’s where she got it from...