Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 39

Dear Darth Celsius,

Today I learned how to become one with the Horse.

Your hopefully immortal ghost,
Twi-Gon Jinn

Comments

[PinkiePieFox]

[Necron Lord]

https://m.

[Tjtbomb]

Dang it! I can’t figure out a good Qui-gon jinn pun that makes sense but also includes “BI”!

[KitsuneNoYomeiri]

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Let's let Qui-gons be Bi-Gons.

[Tjtbomb]

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EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY👉😉👉

[Distressing Prose]

Jeez, I remember when hating the pre-trilogy was in vogue.
And before that, Return of the Jedi.
Oh well.

[duckmagee]

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that was a more civilized time before the dark times before Disney

[KatetheBird]

He's too dangerous to be kept alive!

[FanOfMostEverything]

I can't help but think of Darths & Droids, where Force Disintegration turns you into a self-aware cloud of midichlorians.

[Gnarl]

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These letters are driving me to drink. I'm gonna make my self a Qui-gon Gin and tonic.

[SOVA]

👌

[Officer Hotpants]

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He always did seem a little drunk, did he not?

[Shadow Star]

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that's easy, he's Bye Gone Jinn.

[MisterEdd]

This is too much! HA HA HA!

P.S. Do not balk at the power of the Horse.

Obay-Dun Cannonobi

[Poparakelis]

They had sex then?