Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 54

Dear Princess Cell Saga,

Today I learned that having a positive self-image does not magically make your clothes fit.

For pony Halloween, I was going to dress up as Mare Do Well. (You remember her, right? The thing we did that one time with the stuff? Yeah, that.) I tried on my old costume and for some unknown reason I thought it fit. I guess my excessive purpleness is causing me to lose my vision, because the stitching near the waist was screaming for mercy.

Anon kindly pointed this fact out, but I told him he was just trying to be mean (which is entirely unfair on my part, Anon has only ever been a gentleman). I then tried showing off my muffin top to Spike and Trix Ahoy, and they both told me exactly what I wanted to hear. Again, my purple prevented me from noticing their pained expressions as they lied to my face.

Feeling temporarily validated, I tried removing the costume only to tear it in several places. Now this isn’t your normal fabric, this was made to withstand the rigors of being a superhero. But my lipid layer burst through that shit like the Kool-Aid Man. Needless to say, Anon was right, not that I’ll ever admit it. I’ll be dressing as something else this year.

Your too-tight spandex,
Cellulite Sparkle

Comments

[Sigmacipher]

Aw...is twilight overeating a tad...or is she going to learn where Anon is stashing Celestia's replies.

[MrGhoul]

2merr is just pumping this stories out there i like how snow keeps up though, great work gentleman keep it up!

[TheDino27]

But my lipid layer burst through that shit like the Kool-Aid Man

I literally exploded laughing for 5 minutes straight at that sentence , kudos XD !

[FrostTheWolf]

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After reading that, I can't get the image of that one scene in Family Guy where the Kool Aid Man bursts in while court is being held.

[Spiritus Arcane]

I'm surprised it fit at all, considering it was made for her before she became an alicorn.

[2Merr]

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She’s not an alicorn in this

[Wild Stallion]

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Is alright to say that your avatar's pout combined with this sentence makes me laugh?

[vinyldash23]

What happened to being Starswirl? Also, Trix Ahoy is the best Trixie nickname I've ever heard. Hands down.

[Bronzer]

Today I learned that having a positive self-image does not magically make your clothes fit.

But magic can.

I’ll be dressing as something else this year.

Magic.

[DerpTape]

[TRUSTeT34M]

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Wait, what does this have to do with the story and Trix Ahoy?

[Coretz]

Something deep inside me has stirred at the idea of chubby Twiheavy outgrowing her clothes.

Feed her more cake, dare say I.

[creativeusername34]

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OOHHH YEEAAHH