Letter 10
Dear Princess Celestia,
Twilight’s out of town for a book convention, so I’m free for the day. I know we’ve had our differences, but I’d like to ask you for a special favor. I’m kind of in the mood to watch a cheesy movie with a pretty mare. And since princesses make their own free time, I was thinking you could ask Luna if she’s interested.
Love, Anon
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...i desire some reactions to these.
I love how Anon slips in that he's not just being an asshole in general, but specifically to Twi, that Twi deserves it, that Luna is awesome, and that Celestia is OK too (and he knows she has a sense of humor).
Oh my god I'm dying, this is wonderful!
is it wrong to ask the sister to ask the younger sister for a date? i dont know
Haven't even read it yet, but it's by Merr so I already know it's beautiful.
Upvoting for selfish reasons.
Wasn't expecting this kind of ending. You could totally do a sequel with and ending like that.
Also holy hell Anon really has a terrible relationship with Twilight. Like, shit man.
10/10 would read a sequel.
LOL entire thing was beautiful and the ending showing that its twilight specifically he's an ass to. loved it.
This whole story could just be summed up with:
Shots. Fired.
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I could mark it as incomplete and write more dumbness, if you guys want that.
maybe some reactions from the princesses, a message from spike, or twi?
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Only if that's what you want to do.
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I always enjoy this kind of nonsense
this was fantastic
awesome
I would LOVE if you wrote more of this. This is like if DWK actually existed in Equestria.
I would love to see Celestia's reactions to all these letters. Hell even when Twilight becomes an Ailcorn, Celestia allows her to read them herself.
Please, please give us Celestia's reactions.
Or at least have twiggles find the letters.
I am really thinking about how Celestia is allowing this to happen, she may enjoy these ones as well and reads it with her sister, which perhaps is the most eager about this; anyway, let's see if Annon gets a date with Luna, and some reactions too, Luna reading the letters or Celestia, and at the end Twilight finding out about it.
I laughed out loud at Anon's 'style' when writing down Twiggle's letters.
I hope to see more from you, kind sir.
Have a fav and the thumbs-up for your hard work!
Anon is sooo going to Tartarus
Do we get to see Princess Booty Butt's reaction to some of these?
I would like some context for these, for instance what events lead to letter 3.
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I want Sunbutt to set him up on a date with Luna to troll him by calling his bluff, and have that backfire as now there's two of them.
I'd like to see Celestia genuinely enjoying these due to her ancient famously good humor and hating how stiff and formal people are with her. And just basically yeeting Luna at him, who is too much of a gremlin to want to go out and socialize. "Finally, get this one out of the castle!"
It'd be awsome if there was spin off story of this with Celestia just reacting to each letter.
You know, all this talk about how fun it would be to see Celestia's response... We kind of got the impression from Lesson Zero that Celestia doesn't really care about the pace of the letters arriving, only that she wants them when she gets them and only shows up when it becomes blatantly obvious that something is going horribly wrong, so... Since Anon doesn't have the patented Dragonfire Delivery Breath, could we maybe have them all sent by Derpy... so they all arrive at the same time and Celestia reads them all completely out of order?
Stupid as hell, yet... surprisingly enjoyable
And that ending 
Definitely would want to see Celestia's replies to those letters
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Please do!
you have my vote
I just love this kind of nonsense.
I, unfortunately, would do this exact thing in Anon's place.
EDIT: I mean the entire story up to now. not specifically this chapter.
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Dammit, I can just imagine Celestia & Luna serenely walking to a balcony and having a good time, then all of a sudden Celestia stands up on her hind legs while picking up Luna, and with a herculean effort she flings Luna all the way to Twilight's home where she smashes through the window right into Anon.
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10/10 Would read
OK this has to have a reply and response from Best Princess Luna and third runner up Celestia, in letter form and a bit of more expository on the events that occurred. Good over all, opposable thumbs up.
I laughed really hard exactly three times. Thanks.
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Fuck yeah, I just quadrupled my last record with that
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I was gonna write them myself :(
Dear Anon,
My sister and I are not to be called on to satisfy your boredom. That being said, this counts as a diplomatic meeting and gets me out of listening to Blueblood all day. We'll both be there. Oh and Luna says that while your dreams are flattering,
she doubts you are that well endowed.she is not currently seeking a suitor at this time, but hopes to become friends.See you shortly,
Celestia
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Hee! Sorry. I realize they probably won't be what you have in mind, but I wanted to make people smile and maybe give you ideas.
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Well don't feel like you can't now , it's just that seeing someone adding to the fic in a good way in the comments is rare . The "cannon" answers (the ones you do) would be even better to have tho !
Well, this is a thing in which I have interest. Are you sure Starlight didn’t accidentally swap bodies with Twilight? Because a lot of this stuff sounds like stuff Starlight would do.
This was great lol
I appreciate this chapter being 69 words long.
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I just wanted to let you know a user named Snow wrote replies from Celestia to each letter in the comments.
Why can I only give this one up-vote
Well this was fun, I look forward to seeing some more in due time.