To Princess Celestia,
I have consulted with the Ponyville hospital regarding first aid instruction, but I have received mixed responses. I sought out Doctor Redhoof first. He has taken care of me and my friends many times, and is often the one to help me after I have eaten the wrong food. He informed me that it would be an easy matter to arrange and provided me with a form to fill out. When I tried to give the completed form to Mrs. Mildberry, the receptionist pony, she said the hospital no longer offered first aid instruction. I was confused by this. I told her Doctor Redhoof had given me the form himself, and she promised she would ask him about it. When I later returned, she said the Doctor had been mistaken and that I could not receive first aid instruction from the hospital.
While I am saddened by this news, I have not yet given up. Twilight Sparkle has found a number of instructional books for me, and has even offered to teach me herself. We cannot begin immediately, however. She said it would take a few days to procure a good enough license in case someone questioned her. I admit I do not fully understand, but I am grateful she has chosen to help. I am not as close with Twilight as I would like to be, so I hope our friendship will grow stronger through this experience.
Stu
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My guess: he's made some silly blunders while filling out the form, or has shown some misunderstanding of pony biology/social norms/something else -- and that has convinced the receptionist that he is too dangerous (due to obliviousness) to ever attempt first aid.
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Nah, I'm predicting racism because he's a changeling
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You're both wrong, it's because of purple.
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Yeah, I suspect Twilight told the receptionist to tell Stu no because she wanted to
corruptexperiment onteach it instead.I can see the response now.
Dear Stu,
Belay that. Consult fluttershy.
Oh boy.
Dear Stu,
You are more likely to have made the one you used it on into a mummy instead of healing him if you learn from Twilight.
If you are asking which type, the answer is yes.
I had to save her brother the last time she tried, which was last year.
I recommend going to Fluttershy, she has just renewed her licence 6 months back.
From HRH
Princess Celestia
I think I got her right.
Though, I wouldn't mind some criticism.
Twilight, with a medical licence? Oh god, hopefully she'll lose it and wait, this sounds oddly familiar-
"Anyvay, zat's how I lost my medical licence."
OH GOD NO, NOT AGAIN! KEEP THAT GODDAMN BABOON UTERUS AWAY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Most likely a mix of speciesm and fear on the receptionist's part. Speciesm because of lack of awareness of changelings in general and fear FOR Stu because Twilight’s an all-powerful purple moron.
Given Twilight's track record, I really think she's not the best choice on the matter. I mean... her track record clearly shows that she ends up causing more injuries than fixing any.
Has Stu tried talking to Anon about anything? I would think he might know a couple of things about it that might be easier and a lot safer than the alternative
Oh no, why do I think Twilight is behind the hospital not offering training anymore?
How I think it is: Speciesism or Purpleness
How I hope it is: Changelings and Ponies are very, very different and Anon, Twiggles or Fluttershy want Stu to learn what not to do first, because I think that messing up helping someone would be the worst thing that could happen for his fledgling self-esteem.
Anon ‘bout to throw hands with some upity nurse. Nobody stiffs Stu, the precious cinnamon roll.
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More than likely the receptionist lied on both accounts because she is being speciest.
Something tells me that this simple first aid training license is going to lead to exploding zombie clones again. Only this time some of them will be able to res each other. Like packs of Fallen Ones with shamans in Diablo 2.
Rakanishu!
oh no, twilight is teaching stu first aid, too dumb to stop combined with too determined and purple to stop... I feel sorry for the poor shmuck that will get volunteered, hopefully spike will be smart enough to nope out when he sees what is happening
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If feel Celestia won't be happy that they did something like that to Stu and will interfere
Especially she won't risk Stu health if Twilight tries something new that isn't magic
My money's on a racist receptionist. We'll see just how badly and purply this explodes.
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Err kinda stiff dialogue and I really didn't get the first two lines.
You did ask for a critique so here's what I noticed.
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Why do you keep trying to write Celestia’s replies in the first place? Snow already does that, so it’s kind of disrespectful. It’s like going into a fic and trying to write the next chapter in the comments.
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While it is a different take on Celestia, isn't that how Snows comments/story started in the first place? Just commenting on the original before it became a story of it's own.
Wow. Stu's a victim of racism.
Here we go again...
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I am wholly not suprised by this...
I just finished binge reading this and "To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt." and I've been loving both and can't wait for future updates.
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ok, my math was off. Thank you.
Ok, Twilight helping Stu with first aid sounds like a bad idea, considering her previous attempt to help Rainbow.
NOOOO!!! STU, RUN! NOOO! FIND ANON, FLEE!