Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 17

Dear Princess Bighorse,

Today I learned that teleporting a sleeping stallion to use as changeling bait is seen as morally questionable by literally everyone. My basic sense of right and wrong was apparently removed to make room for more books.

One of the rogue changeling queens has been captured, and I’m pretending to regret the methods I used to accomplish this. Shiny Hiney is uninjured, but will suffer from another minor case of extreme mental trauma and will likely never trust again.

Your public safety hazard,
Twisted Sister

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[FTR2017]

Oh god, my sides!

This implies so much!

[PaintedPony]

“Twisted Sister!” If laughing is a workout, I got mine today! Thanks!

[Snow]

Alright folks, I'll post a sister fic at some point tonight.

[Hotel_Chicken]

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[DominiusTWD]

this just makes me want to know what even happened

[Skeeter The Lurker]

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You better ping for that.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[2Merr]

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I’ll be linking the full story in the description and the chapter by chapter responses in the author’s notes.

[Skeeter The Lurker]

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Good man.

~Skeeter The Lurker

[Snow]

Sister fic has been posted to the moderator queue as of now. I'll see about getting it caught up to present.

[Snow]

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'Kay, sister fic has up to letter 17. Should be around as soon as it's through the moderator queue. I'll post a link tomorrow if 2Merr doesn't beat me to it. It's entitled "To Anon, From HRH Sunbutt"

[Snow]

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Aww, hey. That's kind of hurtful to 2Merr y'know? This is their thing and I just kinda wedged myself in. I'm glad that between the two of us though you're enjoying yourself.

[2Merr]

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jk i still love you

[TheBronyFromBeyond]

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hey, i also said your a glorious bastard. I still look forward to more chapters of “your getting better”

[Neece]

I imagine sunbutt getting divided between fscehoofing, trying to save ponyville from her booky disaster and rotflol'ing every time she gets one of those

[Sonoma]

Dear god this is Top gold
if you stop ill think about harassing you, then decide not to and pout for a bit...
But neither of us want that... right?

[Arcane_Sigil]

Seriously think this needs like... a 20th letter of from Spike and Twilight because Celestia sent back all of Anon's letters and Twilight, in her infinite sense of "Princess Celestia is a Goddess and the sun shines out her ass", assumed incorrectly that Celestia was insulted by Anon's letters so she writes a LENGTHY apology letter highlighting all of the things Anon said that might come off as offensive or insulting, and ending with a letter from Celestia saying something along the following...

"It's quite alright Twilight, Anon is known to be a prankster so I knew his letters were all in fun. His identities for me are quite hilarious, as well as some of his identities for you. Though I do recommend you have Spike dictate your letters to other nobles, as Anon's sense of humor would come off as... crass."

[M4Tiger4014]

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[Ausbrony]

Oh Twiley... Twiley nooo. We don't inflict ptsd on family members like that.

[Dinkledash]

A tour de force. You should be proud of your contribution to pony literature.

[Rubel]

Oh My God these are hilarious.

[Snow]

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Still waiting on this to go through the queue. Sorry for the wait.

[Hotel_Chicken]

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Why not revoke it and auto-submit?

[Snow]

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...Well, OK. I wanted to do this the careful way since this is sort of an impromptu collab but eh, what the hay.

[Snow]

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Okidoky!
Letters 1-11 are the same as the comments, the rest are new.

[fargo11]

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Every. Single. Time.

[PonyDragon]

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Me: "I should keep posting these! He surely likes them!"
Everyone else:
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Source.

Okay, I'll stop now.

[Yutah123]

I'm pretty sure if Twilight's moral compass is that lacking.

Meh. Must be Anon's corrupting influence on her. *shrug*

[Yutah123]

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What do you mean?

... One Minute Later...

Oh. Oh.

Shining, come over for tea, will you? I want to have a friendly talk!

Five More Minutes Later

Oh, wait. It just implies that Shiny Hicky is Shining Armor, which I didn't realize.

I think.

[Yutah123]

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Okay, I'll stop now.

X

[vinyldash23]

Dear, 2Merr

You are making me look bad stop this show of excellence or you go to Hell.

Sincerely, God

[No I Will Not]

My basic sense of right and wrong was apparently removed to make room for more books.

THIS. MADE ME SNORT. TOO. HARD.

Your public safety hazard,
Twisted Sister

*Dies again*

[Fading Star]

My basic sense of right and wrong was apparently removed to make room for more books.

MOOOOREEEE BOOKS! Moral what? I. Don't. Need. It.
BUT I NEEEED BOOKS!!!!

[Fading Star]

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Same...

[MLG Hard]

Why the sex tag?

[creativeusername34]

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probably the mashing snatches a few chapters back