Hey Celestia,
I’m not good at apologies, but I need to say I’m sorry. After doing some reading, I now realize I may have accidentally molested you last week.
I was not aware ponies had an erogenous zone between their front legs. It never even occurred to me because your tits and bits are on the back end, so why would you have a funspot at the front? Your species makes no sense.
Regardless, I’m sorry about that. But to be fair, you were lying on your back right next to me and you have a very rub-able chest, so this is at least 3% your fault. (By the way, how the hell can you watch a movie from that angle? That’s nuts. You’re nuts.)
Anyway, I figured I would scratch your fur like I sometimes do. You didn’t say anything, so I didn’t think anything was wrong, and you sort of looked like you were enjoying it, so I kept doing it, but I didn’t know it was that kind of enjoyment, so I’m sorry.
I’m really bad at this, I know.
On the bright side, at least Luna wasn’t there to hit me or call me names. If I do something else like this in the future, please
kill me on the spottell me. I’d prefer the temporary embarrassment over being blissfully ignorant while I touch more ponies inappropriately. Of course, if you’d rather not hang out at all anymore, I understand. Sorry again.Anon
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When I came in to read this chapter this was not what I expected. I am just going to sit here and slowly sip my coffee and ponder the can of worms that shall be the reply.
Alright then....
I'm sure the reply to this should be interesting :P
Somebody didn’t read, Pony Customs and Mores by HRH. Molestia
I can only imagine what Celestia's thinking of right now... or Luna if she happens to find this letter
Again 'if'
You can say whatever you want about Anon , that he may be a sarcastic jerk , an arrogant dude and all that . But he definitely isn't a bad guy , even if in that case , it is kind of awkward .
Wow. Anon is a really nice guy now that I think about it. Jesus, why is every other Anon such a prick in Ponyverse?
Celestia: "You mean we didn't have a thing going on there?"
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I'd say he has a jerk-ish facade hiding a soft heart.
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From my position. Anon is based off the internet jerks who use the anonymous nature of the internet to get out their frustrations.
Dear Anon,
Its a pleasure zone, not an erogenous zone.
It only becomes one when ponies are already at a certain point.
Otherwise, it is no different then being scratched behind the ears.
To some, like myself and maybe Luna(don't quote me there), it can be calming.
So I won't forgive you, because there is nothing to be sorry for.
HRH
Princess Celestia
Does it fits perfectly?
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Should we tell Anon a pony muzzle is also an Reset-Button?
That's why they went stiff and cross-eyed each time you boop them.
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I do not know why your post is downvoted like this, as your comment is quite innocent and in all likelihood in the same vein as the post by Snow is going to be.
>Implying she wasn't delberately obfuscating that information to get gropes
Me: *read this chapter*
Also Me:
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To be fair there is a difference between being an asshole and being (at least in his mind, we don't know the response yet) rapist and creeper.
I could really feel Anon's remorse and fear of loosing a friend in this update. Well done 2Merr, well done.
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Not every one. In one, he and Fluttershy team up and open a coffee shop.
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That fiend
Molesting the white horse molester.
After doing some reading, I now realize I may have accidentally molested you last week.
I was dead when I read that. More dead than any cloning spell could achieve. This shit is fucking GOLD!
d'aww, real shit. Feels good man.
I expect there was a reason she didn’t tell Anon to stop...
Insert Molestia joke here
The professionality in Anon's words here tells a lot on how serious he is in the letter.
Ish...