Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 49

Dear Princess Sunroof,

Today I learned that treating furniture as a replacement for family members while they’re away is widely considered to be unhealthy behavior. I have publicly vowed to stop talking to my armoire and credenza, but in reality I just moved them to the closet where I can talk to them without receiving odd looks.

Your crooked bookshelf,
Spriggles

Comments

[PinkiePieFox]

I think Twilight needs an intervention LOL!

[Matoal]

Armoire and credenza..... I GET IT!

[FrostTheWolf]

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A BADLY needed intervention

[ANW]

Anon, I'm sending you a pill smasher so you can hide the meds in tea/coffee.
Make sure you don't drink it.

[Emtu]

"The Crooked Bookshelf" sounds like a nerd/gamer bar.

[Venerable Ro]

I thought that was Pinkie's schtick... I'm seriously beginning to think that Twilight was experimenting on herself with mental magic and had it go wrong.

[Tahallazhad]

Armoire = Shining Armor, credenza = Cadenza/Cadance?

[Moonlight_Mist]

What acronym does she affectionately use for Polished Armoire, and how does she manage the ladybug dance with Credence?

[Spiritus Arcane]

Letter 49.1

Today I learned that accidentally turning my family members into living, but immobile, furniture pieces and lying about it is actually worse than letting people think I'm a crazy mare who talks to furniture.

[TheDino27]

At least Chrysalis is not the only one talking to objects now .

[FanOfMostEverything]

Darn it, I know this is a reference to another story, but I can't find it.

[Snow]

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... Figuring out a way to write Celestia responding to these while staying in character AND remaining a supportive mentor without going full troll is an experience. Wish granted though.

[artofwar77]

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Were I to guess, I'd say it's a reference to Skywriter's epic romance between Captain Shining Armoire and Princess Mi Amore Credenza.

[Frankie2]

Okay. Between this, the STD, and seeing her crush entertaining some friends... Twilight needs to go back to therapy. NOW.

[The Oldest Brony]

But as far as furniture goes, she'll never forget... that one nightstand.

[DragonMaster]

Peewee’s playhouse reference?

[vinyldash23]

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Oh my God. And I thought Pinkie came up with some bad puns.

[a pony in a man suit]

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[JAPH]

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Presumably she’ll continue partying, at which point we’ll be able to say, “She gets knocked up, but she gets down again.”