Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 11

Dear Princess Celery,

Today I learned that doing dangerous shit to show people you’re strong is not a good idea. It doesn’t make you look strong, it makes you look dumb.

My friends were talking about who was the strongest and they all agreed I’m the weakest, which I clearly am. I wasn’t happy with them knowing the truth, so I wanted to prove myself the first chance I got. That first chance involved Applesauce’s barn. She needed help fixing a support beam, so my genius ass thought it was the perfect time to be stronk. I tried holding up the entire roof by myself. No magic. Apple said to use magic, but I am dumb and purple. I’m also injured now, but it’s only a bruised hip. As a side note, we got the barn fixed after I stopped being a dumbass and actually used the bone wand sticking out of my forehead.

Your limping biscuit,
Twiggly Wiggly

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[MidnightBlossom]

Hehehe

[FanficReader920]

Honestly, the alternate Twilight names are the funniest part of all of this.

[FTR2017]

I cannot wait to see the fallout from all this!

[FTR2017]

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Why not inquire if 2Merr would be interested in you posting the reply letters on your userpage, or if he'd be hosting yours as a kinda-collab? Your snippets are quite funny, and compliment the content of these letters quite nicely.

And 2Merr, thank you kindly for brightening my day!

[mishun]

It doesn’t make you look strong, it makes you look dumb.

Well, that depends on wherever you succeeded or not.

[2Merr]

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This is true

[MadCelly]

Good stuff need more

[Voltaje]

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The replay letter would have to be to Anon eyes only, Twilight definitely doesn't know about them or she would have already stopped using anon to write, or perhaps she will write a private letter for each?, oh well, do as you will.

[Xzrea]

Imagine 2nd season, when Celestia sends all these letters back to Twilight.

[Reykan]

Limping biscuit is genius

[Snow]

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9855020

Aww thank you. I'm glad I could make others laugh and enjoy the retorts.
2Merr is free to use my responses in whole or in part, I don't mind. It was fun writing them.

[Snow]

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

I'm glad to hear you've safely returned home to Ponyville, and are spending more time with your friends. On the note of those friends, everypony has strengths and weaknesses, and the strengths of some are not those of others. That is perfectly alright, and is not something to be ashamed of. I'm very sorry to hear you were injured learning an important lesson about utilizing one's strengths wisely. I look forward to seeing you again for tea.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia.

PS. Anon, thank you for returning my sister's property promptly. I'm not entirely sure how it ended up in your possession, but Luna turned a most interesting shade when she realized she had forgotten it.

[FTR2017]

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I agree with your comment, the nature of the letter communication would have to be private eyes only.

Though I can picture Twiggle's meltdown the moment she reads what Anon actually wrote instead of what she dictated.

[Golden_Reflection]

These are all great, including the replies written by Snow which build upon Anon and Celestia’s relationship (note: I am currently not shipping them as Anon appears to like Luna much better)

[AHeater]

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It's okay to take credit for 50% of this fics entertainment. I keep scrolling to the comments to see Celly's replies.

[Mr Curious Writer]

I’m just gonna fave and track this... there we go *dips out*

[ThiefRara]

I am enjoying this story more and more.

[Vaalintine]

I'm surprised Celestia hasn't responded to Anon at all, given he's stuck withsomeonw who doesn't really seem to value him. And who he describes as effectively retarded in regards to social situations.

[PonyDragon]

She needed help fixing a support beam, so my genius ass thought it was the perfect time to be stronk.

Not sure if a typo or simply genius.

[Derpy_DragonV1]

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Meme

[Yutah123]

As a side note, we got the barn fixed after I stopped being a dumbass and actually used the bone wand sticking out of my forehead.

"Bone wand."

Your limping biscuit,
Twiggly Wiggly.

Don't worry, Wiggly, the fact that you have all the physical strength of a twig is nothing to be ashamed of. Thats what Earth Ponies are for.

...

I'm sorry, Twilight.

[RBronyReader446]

Your limping biscuit,
Twiggly Wiggly

DWK would be proud

[Black--Soul]

Harsh lesson... She wont forget that one...

[vinyldash23]

What the hell? Limping Biscuit? Really?

[No I Will Not]

This whole letter gave me so many keks.

Pfft, bone wand sticking out of my head. *snort laughs*

[Bookwurm666]

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want to bet?

[Sir Starshine]

I absolutely love how you keep coming up with names for Celestia ant Twilight!

[Shadow Star]

she tried to hold up the whole roof (and failed) and only bruised a hip?

ponies sure are durable.

[Wild Stallion]

My friends were talking about who was the strongest and they all agreed I’m the weakest, which I clearly am.

Twilight the weakest? Really? What about Fluttershy? She's not some muscle bound hulk in this universe is she?

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Indeed they are.

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NOOOOO......! NO!

[2Merr]

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Fluttershy has that squeetard strength