Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 113

Author's Note:

Letter 103 for reference

Dear Princess Tea Cellar,

Remember those kids I poisoned? This morning I wanted to check on them to see if the conditioning worked. It did. I disguised myself again (using a different disguise from the first time) and offered them drugs. They beat me up and called me names.

Regardless of your feelings on the methods used, we can both agree this is an absolute win for science. Bruises are only temporary, mental scars are forever. Those four will never want to do drugs again.

Your math dealer,
Tweisenberg

Comments

[Ninjadeadbeard]

[Wild Stallion]

Brilliant, just sheer brilliance.

[Farnham]

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That really is the only correct response.

[ClockworkShield]

God dammit Twilight

... fuck it, can’t really argue with the results. Partial credit for somehow failing successfully.

[Hotel_Chicken]

Those four will never want to do drugs again.

In fact, they don't even trust medical drugs. They've sworn off all forms of drugs and medication, taking up an interest in alternatives and alternative medicines such as hallucinogenic crystals, which technically don't count as drugs.

[A Wild Magikarp]

win?

[Venerable Ro]

I mean. she's not wrong...

Doesn't mean she's right, but she's not wrong...

[Sigmacipher]

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Mother of God...she's turned them into hippies.

[HB_DS2013]

Dear mother of Celestia, those foals are now hippies.

[mishun]

I disguised myself again (using a different disguise from the first time) and offered them drugs. They beat me up and called me names.

I.e. they recognized her by her behavior?

[Seral]

I wish I could favorite specific chapters

[Spiritus Arcane]

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Worse, she turned them into anti-vaxxers...

[Mist_Chaser]

They probably recognized her

[Officer Hotpants]

Heh. Twilight has gone full Reagan on drugs.

Should have called her Walter Twilight.

[Yellowtail]

Hmmmmmm *rub zombified chin* I wonder why anyone thought this was a bad idea

[Frankie2]

...
Purple strikes again.

[WorldWalker128]

Well, at least it worked, and anyone dumb enough to try and be a drug dealer in that neighborhood won't be there long.

[vinyldash23]

maybe not the best way of doing it, but hell, it works.

[Sir Starshine]

That signature was pure brilliance!

[Bronzer]

A perfect and happy ending for all!