To the Equestrian Princess Celestia,
I am the changeling now known as Stupid. I write to you in order to express my gratitude.
My previous existence was one of endless struggle. I was cast out from the hive due to my defective nature. A changeling unable to change cannot effectively harvest love, so I was seen as a burden upon the rest of my family.
Outside the hive, I lived in a constant state of hunger and fear. This is no longer true, for I am now able to gain nourishment from food. For the first time in my life, I do not crave love. The experience is indescribable.
I have been given an opportunity to live life anew. I swear to you I will not waste it. Your Elements of Harmony have freed me of my curse. I have finally changed, and for that I am forever grateful.
Stupid
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Every one remember: Stupid is as Stupid does!
Dear Twilight and Anon
The guards are being sent to you as you are reading this letter.
I am so glad that the Elements of Harmony does not have a death function.
Once he is contained in the tower, we will have a medical pony check him out, just to be safe. Afterwards, I will personally ask him some questions, with Luna near by to be safe.
I thank you for informing me.
From HRH
Princess SunShine
P.S. Please remove the ropes before he is transported.
Everyone ready for Anon’s letter explaining how Twilight unintentionally murdered Stupid after his heartfelt letter of thanks to Celestia in a easily avoided magical accident?
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Nah, Anon's likely stopping that from happening right now. He's not Stupid but he knows that keeping Purple Dubiously-Smarty from killing any other beings is best for his cuddle benefits.
Well that's heartwarming , and that means that he is either gonna die terribly OR he is going to go completely crazy and THEN he is going to die. Don't get too attached to him , because HE WILL PERISH .
So, how long til the side effects start kicking in?
Hm. This seems to be taking a more serious (though not in a bad way) turn. Personally I wouldn't be surprised if this correspondence between 2Merr and Snow becomes an actual (possibly never-ending!) collab story narrated in the form of letters, with neither of them really knowing what's going to come next. T'would certainly be interesting...
Stupid is now best bug pony
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No, that's still Idol Hooves. Also Meep.
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That I did.
Glad you finally found a home Stupid.
[a deep sense of foreboding]
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Here is an M-rated fanfic featuring the harrowing tales of Ponyville's hospital ponies.
I really like this one and its sequels. It's not Agent Amber Lamps, but you should consider this as the baseline for the weirdness he's probably seen.
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The initial plan was to have him choke to death because he doesn’t know how to eat real food, but I chose to let him live for now
Having such a heartfelt moment, will be difficult, everytime his name is said or written lol
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You're a merciful God after all
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Don't worry, Twi will find a way to resurrect him now when he become such a scientific curiosity. She'll also cause at least a few of his deaths, though.
Now I'm curious if 'Stupid' is the DPS-timeline version of Cranky's friend Kevin, and hope the rainbow-powered time travel didn't prevent their friendship.
This seems suspicious...