Dear Princess White Hot Tamale,
Today I learned that turning an apple into an orange is not a good counterpoint when someone says you’re comparing apples to oranges. It doesn’t make you right, it just makes you an asshole.
I also learned that you can turn apples into oranges, but not the other way around. I will experiment more with this and probably cause some weird magical fruit singularity.
Your living algorithm,
Twizzlers
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"Also, Fruit Horse and a bunch of her relatives are outside with torches and pitchforks."
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"They seem upset about their butt tattoos now being oranges. Strange."
Huh. Anon's name for Twilight is kind of complimentary, for once.
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I'm reading both your and Snow's story side by side one chapter at a time, and it's hilarious!
Great work, both of you.
Oh, my god. this was funny. Im gonna have to read Snow's replies to these later.
Hehehehe...Twizzlers :3
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