Jingle bells, Stupid smells,
Twilight made a gun.
Shot a changeling in the head,
Because it tried to run, hey!
Jingle bells, Stupid smells,
Trixie almost died.
If you kill yourself to live,
Is it still suicide?Fluttershy’s a ho,
Everyone else is gay.
Even though they’re dumb,
I love ‘em anyway (don't tell them).Ponyville is k,
And Canterlot is too.
Except for one tiny thing:
Blueblood’s a massive poo.Oh, Jingle bells, Stupid smells,
You know what they say,
Tia’s cheeks go on for weeks,
And something something day, hey!Merry Christmas, Sunbutt.
Love, Anon
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Awww. That's oddly sweet.
This is the best Christmas gift ever.
Gods damn it Twilight, you're going to doom us all. (Well, in you universe. But I'm saying this for everyone in there.)
This is too adorable... if you ignore the fact that Twiggles somehow made a firearm herself.
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You underestimate her purpleness if you think we're safe in our reality.
Fucking run, she has a gun! (Granted, she'd still be dangerous without a gun but still,) FUCKING RUN! Me, women, and children first!
This was really good.
I could sing along in my head and match the cadence perfectly.
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I will use my powers to prevent her from doing such a thing, and don't underestimate my fantasy powers.
Holy shit I'm done
… I really wish I could favorite individual chapters now...
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I don't underestimate your fantasy powers, I underestimate your own purpleness.
Someone had too much nog...
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Too much nog? No such thing.
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When you are so wasted that you are writing dunkin carols to royalty, it might be time to just find something less dangerous to do. Like, employing the powers of mistletoe to ambush all the gay mares who are probably at the same party you are.
I tried my best to sing this and I have to say it was fun.
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It works
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Eventhough purple is my favorite color, I will not be like her. Cause my mind is different.
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cw: loud profanity
What the hell did you do to Stupid Twi?!
You Funny and Creative Bastard! Merry Christmas!!!
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Glad I wasn't the one to immediately burst out into song while reading this.
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Eeyup.
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I could have read it and moved on but it was Christmas. Singing it is the only way to enjoy it to the fullest.
I hope I never get over “Celestia has the biggest butt” jokes
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I couldn't agree more.
That was beautiful. I will never so long as I in any capacity live forget "Tia's cheeks go on for weeks."
Excellent rhythm!
Well, at least he's not singing 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' by "Weird" Al.
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The best jokes are the ones that are true!
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it wouldn't surprise me.
I thought Trixie DID die. twice. guess not.
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She did, but she didn’t die die. She only sorta died.
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I hate the fact that I read this whole thing singing . . . And maybe out loud ... great stuff dude
Ain't that a nice tune