Good morning, Sunshine,
Some party last night, huh? I didn’t know you had such a low tolerance for alcohol. No wonder you only drink wine on movie night. You’re a great dancer when you’re drunk, though.
Anyway, I’d like to take you up on your offer to hang out in Canterlot for a week while the fire dies down, but I might need some help getting there. Twilight took my leg bones and is refusing to give them back unless I promise not to leave her alone with her mom. I don’t mind for the most part (I can finally put my legs behind my head), but it makes sneaking out to the train station a little more difficult. Can you send a couple flying dudebros and a chariot to the library? Twilight is too busy hyperventilating in my corner to notice if I leave through the upstairs window.
See you when I get there.
Love, Anon
P.S. - Mrs. Velvet is still asleep, so she doesn’t know Twi took my bones yet. Please don’t tell her.
P.P.S. - You know that bone-growing spell, right? If you don’t, can you get someone who does?
P.P.P.S. - I realize that first postscript makes it look like I’m trying to spare Twilight’s feelings, but I swear I’m not. I just think it would be funny if she had to explain to her mom why there are random bones scattered around.
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Just me, or does Equestria's law seem to be very lax regarding what spellcasters can get away with or not?
9901513
nah, twilight's just a special basket case
Good try Anon, but we all know you have a soft spot for racist purple pone
Poor Anon. Note to self- Never leave Twiggly Sprinkles to her own devices.
Though, I'm a bit surprised that Twilight did not take Spike into consideration. If Anon left for Canterlot, it would be Twilight, Mom and Spike.
Well , that sure is a fun one XD
I fucking love this story fyi8, hopefully the purple isn't genetic
9901513
Remember how Twilight got away with just a scolding when she mind controlled Ponyville?
Or how there was nothing stopping Rainbow Dash from selling Fluttershy for a book?
Pony law seems almost non-existent or we've just seen the effects of major nepotism.
Those bones, those bones, those dry bones...
Now where the heck did they go?
9901560
And remember when Starlight literally mind controlled the mane 6 - Twilight, they had no control whatsoever. In the end Twilight was like "That's not how you friendship", and everyone was just fine with it.
I smell the birth of a new ship!
9901513
How do you account for a field of study that seems to be limited only by power and imagination (if the kind of inanely specific and convenient spells we see in the show is any indication) with legislation? The backlog is always up to the ceiling anyway, but if you tried to have written laws officially prohibiting every forbidden spell, it'd need to be updated at least four times a week. I think at some point it was decided that any illegal spells would remain illegal, but any new spells that were deemed too dangerous to be used would be treated like an honor system, given how long peace has reigned and the fact that ponies tend to be upstanding, moral people. Unfortunately, every so often you get someone like Bookhorse.
9901862
Thank you, I don’t know how I missed that
9901927
I... somehow did too o.o
Apparently the mind will insert words you expect to be there if you aren't reading carefully.
Anon is the opposite of boned.
9901951
or rearrange sentences are that not written correctly.
9901951
Mind can do even wreider thigns as long as you not thinking about it too hard. As for exmaple, it is pecfertly capable to raed wrods with lettres in pratial dirsedor.
Every now and again you release a chapter that really takes me by surprise with its ridiculousness or with its humor.
This one does both.
It's not just that Twilight stole Anon's leg bones (what even?!).
It's not just that he takes it in such stride that he doesn't seem horrified in the least (that'd be the first thing I'd write about if it happened to me!).
It's not just that he's taking it as an opportunity to mess with Twilight and making a point of saying to.
It's not any one thing.
It's all of it together conveyed in a single chapter-sized package.
Nice job.
9902377
I havent commented on this site in years. This is the best review for a chapter of anything ever. Its honest ,no UwU shit, and it exactly what im thinking. Keep rocking the free world my dude.
“Twilight, what are those?”
“Uh, femurs?”
“And where did you get them?”
9905055
"Uh, the Femurs & Windchimes store next to Quills & Sofas ?"
This is getting better.
9901518
Their entire species is a basket case.
Didn't Bright Wing Sunny Bun already assure Anon that she has plenty of Skele-Fix™?
9902377
"Stolen leg bones"
takes it in stride
I see what you did there
9905055
"Uhhh.. Internet?"
9901845
For starters, you take your usual list of crimes and simply apply it regardless of whether or not magic was even involved. Assault for example will probably cover a lot of unwanted “I’mma cast a spell on you, whatcha gonna do?!” situations right there...
Of course, that kind of tacitly assumes that you have a working legal and judicial system in the first place (and I’m sure we could all cast shade on some places right here in real life there). And I get that a kids’ show about magical talking technicolor ponies probably doesn’t want to spend a lot of time specifically in Equestria’s courtrooms; still, to actually function on a more “adult” level? Technicolor Horse Land is definitely going to need and presumably already long have genuine laws defining what uses of magic are generally okay and which are not (with the edge cases then keeping its lawyers busy as per usual), and the most often used of those will probably in turn just enshrine common sense properly translated into legalese.