Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 12

Dear Princess Bunburn,

Today I learned that being jealous of other people’s happiness turns you into an unlikeable ball of anti-fun. On a normal day, it takes me a hot minute to suck the fun out a room, but today I managed to do it in exactly six seconds.

Buttershush and I were supposed to hang out alone at the library today so I could try getting her to mash snatches with me, though I publicly deny such accusations. Anyway, right as I was about to reach second base, in walks Pinka Ponk. She and Butters start having a good time talking about family and shit, so I put an end to that real quick by reminding them I’m the sister of a prince. They stopped talking, and I immediately realized how autistic I am. I did the apology thing and we all had a grand old time.

Your horniest hornicorn,
Tim Tam

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[Killercraft]

HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE IDEAS!!!!??!?!?

THEIR AMAZING!!!!

[2Merr]

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Prozac and coffee. Lots of it.

[ArchAngelGundam]

Pardon my while I attempt to avoid dying of laughter. No Pinkie, that's not what I meant. Pinkie, stop. Put down the knife. Pinkie? Pinkie! HELP!

[MadMaxtheBlack]

Marvelous. Simply Marvelous.

[Yeeticus]

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Now I hate to be that guy but... Actually no, I like being that guy so *they're, happy?

[Rosegfx]

And now we play the waiting game for Snow to post the second half

[Dustin Lange]

They stopped talking, and I immediately realized how autistic I am.

I had that happen a few times back when I was in school. Lol

[Hotel_Chicken]

Soooooo Did Spike run away or something? We can assume he's probably been gone for either 12 days or 12 weeks by this point, right?

[PaintedPony]

“Butter Shush” is a freaking awesome nickname for Fluttershy.

[TheBronyFromBeyond]

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yeah, no offense to 2merr ( I love every story that glorious bastard writes ) but I look forward to snowsresponses even more than the chapters themselves

[M4Tiger4014]

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Snow? Snoooooooooow!!! Snow where are you? Are you ok, Snow? Are you out there Snow? Are you ok Snow?!

[dinoding]

This one made me laugh outloud... 2-3 times? It's something that rarely happens to me from reading, but it happened to me multiple times reading this up to now and I still haven't caught up, thankyou so much.

[Rhombicosidodecahedron]

Are these based off episodes or?

Also megakek

[2Merr]

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Nope, just whatever pops into my head. If they seem to overlap with an episode, it’s purely coincidental.

[Yutah123]

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Whew. Glad to know. Now I don't have to go stir-crazy trying to match up the chapters with episodes.

[Yutah123]

Buttershush and I were supposed to hang out alone at the library today so I could try getting her to mash snatches with me, though I publicly deny such accusations. Anyway, right as I was about to reach second base, in walks Pinka Ponk.

The names, oh the names! *puts hands to forehead and dramatically faints*

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Also, "mash snatches."

Stahp. I don't want to become a hornicorn too.

[FridayPie]

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*headdesks*

*belatedly recalls that she is out of spakle for mending desk's surface*

[ChronoMitsurugi]

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This comment fits your profile pic way too well.

[Black--Soul]

Twily & Fluttershy? ... I like it

[vinyldash23]

What the hell? IS. This. CHAPTER?

[Sir Starshine]

Your horniest hornicorn,
Tim Tam

Great, now I’m thinking of the hornicorns from SVTFOE.