Hey Tia,
Stupid took your suggestion and changed his name. He’s now officially Stu Luck Pid. We call him Stu. He says he’s a drone, which I assume is about as much of a dude as a changeling can be. I might see if he’s up for Bro Day™ some time soon, depending on what Dash says. Spike is already k with it. Twi is still mad she can’t be a Bro.
After a lunar assload* of tests, the hospital discovered Stu has slightly less than infinity allergies. I blame you for indirectly cursing him with a nerdy name. He was way cooler and less allergic with the name I gave him. His diet is basically going to have no dairy, no cane sugar, no grains (including flour), no red 40, no fun, and no kiwis for some reason.
Pinkie was devastated when she found out. She put together a whole “Welcome to Ponyville / Congrats on Successful Time Travel / Congrats on Eating Your First Food / Welcome Back from the Hospital” party, but Stu couldn’t eat anything she made. She promised to throw a new party with edible food when we get back from the Tower of Neckbeard. I told her to invite you and Luna to this one because Stu wants to meet you in person, but he’s too scared to ask. Again, I blame you for making him weak with a nerdy name.
The train ride has been uneventful so far, but Stu is being entertaining in his own way. He keeps running back and forth from the food cart to show me all the things he can eat. Most of it is the same three fruits cut into different shapes, but he either can’t tell or doesn’t care. Spike is following him around in case he tries eating something fun.
Twilight took enough sleeping pills to kill a lesser being, so she’s behaving for now. The rest of the Elements are also asleep except for Rarity, who is currently reading through a stack of smut books she brought and refuses to share. So much for Generosity.
Anyway, we’ll let you know how the experiments go when we’re done.
Love, Anon
* One lunar assload is the number of squeeze cheese cans Luna goes through in a month.
Heh... Poor Twiggles
Oh boy... I don't think somepony is going to take that well-
Poor Pinkie.
o_O Is... that part of her normal prescription?
'They're called 'adult novels' darling~'
She has magical solution
This is both cute and hilarious
You can borrow Rarity's stash when you stop reading the juicy bits out loud for all to enjoy, Anon.
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What's Anon's response would be with the use word "clopfic'?
So Luna likes cheese, Celestia cake
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But what about alcohol?
Luna will probably drink moonshine
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But what about Celestia?
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You know, depending on how one views it, 2Merr and Snow are practically dating through this weirdness.
Anyone else ship it?
I wonder how long it'll take for Anon to realize drones are mostly always female and infertile.
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2Merr has Pinkie Pie picture
Snow has a Nightmare Moon picture
Well?
I couldn't find any shipping of Pinkie Pie with Nightmare Moon
buuuuuuut I have these
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Does some know the name of Nightmare Moon and Pinkie pie Ship, couple, etc and some images, artworks?
Sad Nightmare Moon
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That's a lot of cheese.
I like my name better.
The Start: "Lol lowkey fuck you Princess Your ass is as big as your temper is going to be when I'm done with this letter. Your Sister is super way prettier than you, tell her she's the best. Haha idiot-"
Currently: "Hey there Tia. Took a real good shit, feeling like a champion. Was staring directly into the sun, damaging my eyes and I thought of you. Sent a dick pic, felt cute, might delete later."
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I thought your name was priceless so I was gonna make a pun. I guess now it makes no cents.
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You're making the biologists cry. Drones are fertile males.
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You are thinking of workers.
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I was indeed thinking about workers, thought drone translated to that, in this context. Language mix up, english's not my mother one.
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That's fair.
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Hmm... ships i haven't seen before... I approve
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You’re both wrong. Drone sex is squick, so they’re not male or female, their sex is squick.
as someone with also a metric fuck ton of allergies (Wheat and yeast being the main ones), I know how it feels to not be able to eat 90% of stuff.
That actually makes it funnier XD