Letter 2
Dear Princess Hotcheeks,
Today I learned that—and this is gonna sound crazy, but hear me out—lying is bad. I know, it’s hard to wrap your head around, but think about it for a minute.
I didn’t tell Rarararararararararararararararararara the truth about how stupid her hat looks, so she wore it around town. When people rightfully laughed at her stupid hat, she got offended. I lied to her again, saying they were laughing at how ugly I looked walking next to such a beautiful hat. She believed me because she’s as dumb as I am. When she found out the truth, she felt betrayed and didn’t want to talk to me anymore. This is when I realized that not all good friendships are built on lies. Only some.
Your wannabe buttslut,
Twiggle Pigs
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LOL... loving this.... first one had me dying.. xD
Will you also be doing some of Celestia's replies to these? I imagine she already knows of Anon's personality, and if she's of a good sense of semi-twisted humor, I'm sure she's getting a kick out of these....oh my gosh, imagine Celestia sending THESE to Twiggles when she falls into depression in the Discord episodes for season 2!
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
Honesty is one of the Elements for a reason, and while it can be someitmes difficult to know when it's alright to withhold one's true views, it is a very important skill I am pleased you are learning.
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia
PS. I thank you for your most original and well-worded compliment. Once again your phrasing and vocabulary are at once expressive, and to the point.
PPS. I'm well aware of Twilight's proclivities. I did teach her for years, you know.
Wait, wannabe buttslut? Where did that come from?
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Congratulations. You have the most liked comments I've ever seen, ever.
Now, to see if the other chapters also have the replies... wink
How elequent Anon is... Like his improvised Nicknames
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Send this to a depressiv Twilight and she jumps laugthing into a hungry Timberwolf pack
Twiggle Pigs? WTF???
Your wannabe buttslut,
Twiggle Pigs
What the fuck XDDD
...And Twilight doesn't proof-read the letters?
Guess she really is dumb.
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My guess is she gave anon the ability to send letters like spike through unexpected spell, hence his annoyance in first letter about how twilight treats others around her
Not even 500 words in and fuck me this is amazing