Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 87

Dear Princess Sun’s Out, Buns Out,

Today I learned that telling Anon to do something will sometimes cause him to have an uncontrollable urge to do the opposite of that thing. It’s a rare medical condition he was born with it and it’s very tragic. As such, his refusal to pay his horse taxes is my fault and mine alone. Any and all legal repercussions should fall solely upon me.

Your faulty fall guy,
Tinkles

Comments

[FrostTheWolf]

Why do i have the feeling that Anon convinced Twily here that this is true?

[FurryBrony]

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Humans have a made-up day all about this. It's called Opposite Day, but unlike real holidays, there can be multiple Opposite Days in a year, and they can also happen consequtively.

[Venerable Ro]

Well does Anon even have any income or property? If he's been freeloading this whole time he shouldn't have anything to pay taxes on.

[NecromanCREEEEEE]

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They also don't need to last a day, an hour is sufficient for most opposite days.

[Joural]

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I find most people prefer opposite day to last for precisely the duration of one request they would rather not follow.

[The Big Y]

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One chapter mentioned he sells weird Everfree plants

[Venerable Ro]

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Now we both know he doesn't report those earnings, is just favor! For buddy!

[The Big Y]

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Not reporting your income is tax fraud, that’s the point

[Venerable Ro]

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I'm pretty sure a discussion just like this is what led to the writing of this letter.

[Maramanasa]

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He did mention to celestia that he had a side buissness involving selling of rare plants.

[Officer Hotpants]

You know, I bet he could actually convince Twilight of that. Of course then she'd try to cure it. Which would probably just lead to him developing the condition for real.

[EntropyEntropy]

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The lucky bastard.

On that same vein though, He's rational enough to be the voice of reason for the stupid that lives everywhere, so he's totally good to live dependently as an advisor.

[Frankie2]

Celestia's response to this ought to be quite interesting.

[FanOfMostEverything]

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Any day that doesn't show Opposite Day behavior is just two (or any greater even number) Opposite Days happening simultaneously.

[HylianJuggalo]

Anon, no.

Even Joker pays his taxes. Al Capone ruined everything for not paying.

Pay Sunbuns her taxes, right now, mister.

[McDuckerson]

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Did you know, part of the reason why expiration dates were placed on milk jugs, in the US at least, was because one of Al Capone's friends got sick from drinking expired milk?

[):V

[Bronzer]

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Even Joker outright admits even he isn't crazy enough to mess with the IRS.

[Teikan]

Phew, the fool didn't die, the arch is over. In no other story would I worry about a fool, but here he could really die.