Dear Princess Sysadmin,
You said the mirror pool was dangerous and immoral to use because it tears off pieces of your soul, so I’m making a cloning spell instead.
AND!
I’m following all the instructions on proper spell experimentation this time. I asked Squeak ‘n Spell to review my notes, and she said they looked “pretty good, I guess.” I'll get a second review from the alpha nerds at the Mage’s Tower before doing anything else.
Don’t worry, I won’t cast it on myself. I’ll only be using a standard spell dummy within an active containment field inside a pocket dimension. It’ll be like wearing a condom to get a handjob from a sex doll filled with birth control pills.
I’m trying to claim I’m doing this purely for the advancement of a relatively unexplored concept in magic theory, but we all know that’s not true. Whatever ulterior motive I have will likely come back to bite me. I’ll send you a copy of the notes when it’s complete.
Your autism bomb,
Tweinstein
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Tweinstein might be your most clever name yet,
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I stole it from a comment
9889560
As all the greats do.
On her horn, I presume?
I feel I'm normally pretty good at figuring out who Anon's talking about ("Shane" was particularly amusing), but I have no idea who "Squeak n' Spell" is.
Trixie?
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Sweetie Belle
Judging by her past exploits (crazed castings) and sexual preferences that she's doing this solely for more effective masturbation or a literal one mare orgy.
This will end horribly.
How is using the mirror pool immoral if nopony else is involved?
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This can only end horribly and will likely end hilariously.
...Knowing Anon, the doll would get pregnant with octuplets.