To Princess Celestia,
I write to you in order to express my deepest apologies.
I have spoken of the Ogres and Oubliettes game in my previous letters, but I have neglected to mention the group of friends I play with. I seek to rectify my mistake through this letter.
Our group consists of myself, Anonymous, Spike, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle.
Anonymous is the Game Master. He helps me understand the rules and gives me advice when I feel lost, which is more often than I am proud to admit. He also provides the voices for other characters we encounter, such as Lysanderoth.
Spike plays the role of an earth pony knight named Sir Emerald the Brave. He is our front line, as he puts it. If any of us are in peril, he is always ready to place himself between us and the danger.
Pinkie Pie plays the role of a deer druid named Dusty Gusterson. Dusty can command the elements to do his bidding, though in battle he prefers to transform into a variety of beasts and elementals. He loves to play pranks on the other Chromosomes.
Rainbow Dash plays the role of a griffon monk named Killda. Killda is always looking to fight. It can sometimes cause problems, but she means well.
Twilight Sparkle plays the role of a minotaur rogue named Boo Cow. Boo Cow is very strong.
I play the role of a unicorn cleric named Lamp. I provide aid and healing where needed. I find that I get along the most with Sir Emerald and Dusty, and while I still consider Killda and Boo Cow to be my friends, we often disagree when it comes to matters outside of combat. Perhaps it is because I am not as close with Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle. I hope to change this soon.
I apologize once again for my oversight. I know your forgiveness need not be earned, but I feel more at ease after making the smallest of amends through this letter.
Stu
How is it that the bookworm is the one whose character has the least depth? When I was doing D&D I made sure to give my character a personality other than, "Strong" and "Hit it until it dies."
He is so fucking sweet
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Simple...because twilight is purple.
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I am very well read, yet when I played D&D I found it fun to be a character with nothing better to do than smash things. :3
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And OCD and speciest...
Now I want to hug Stu, he's such a sweet heart.
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I know. Even my OCs have more character depth then that.
"Lamp"
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The most purplest of purple.
Oh hey, Pinkie goes for my play style. There are very few problems that can't be solved by turning into a dire wolf, and most of those can be resolved with air or fire elementals.
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the tactic of "HIT IT UNTIL IT DIES!" originated back in the golden age of RPG when no other tactic ever worked. Many times, no matter how smart, unnusual, unconventional or just random the other tactics were, this was the only one that worked. Well, that and the good ol' "First Row Dies While We Hit It From The Range Behind Cover", also known as the "Human Resources" tactic, as the full name is a bit wieldy.
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Someone saw this Moth and though, "This would make a great pokemon all we need to add is an Ice type."
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I dunno, that might simply be oversimplification by Stu. I've always had fun with large characters who are highly philosophical, but whose philosophy often comes around to "the simplest solution is the best, and the simplest solution is to hit it until it stops moving". It's also reminded me of an ogre rogue who, when he failed a stealth roll, instead rolled an intimidate roll and demanded that "YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING" and successfully convinced the guards it was a better idea to have not seen the ogre trying to hide behind a chair.
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I know. "Strong" and "Hit it until it dies" is more a Barbarian thing than a Rogue.
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Soooo, essentially that one scene from Batman the Animated Series then? Sounds hilarious!
Stu is a precious little cinnamon roll. Too good for this world, too pure.
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I see it as him not having anything good to say besides that
Stu is too pure for their world, to say nothing of the little piece of ours that Anon has drug into theirs.
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Oh, I'm sure there's more to it. Stu's just too nice to go any deeper.
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It may be because Twilight wants to try being someone other than who she is. Instead of being a complex person who overthinks almost everything, she instead is going for someone relatively simple (or straight-up dumb) who approaches life's problems in a straight-forward fashion: see problem, hit, push, or GRRR! at the problem until it either goes away on its own, or breaks down crying with many MANY bruises and a few broken bones for its mommy.
Does this mean that purple horse is considered a 'Bro'?
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Bro DayTM is something different. Twigs still isn’t invited to that because she’s a nerd.
Well this clears things up.
I thought Twi somehow wormed her way into Bro DayTM.
Glad to see that hasn't happened yet.
Just awww. We love you Stu!
I miss Celly/Lulu/Anon interactions behind the scenes. ;)
No, Spike is Garbunkle.
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Stu is a precious little nugget of purity and must be protected at all costs.
Dear Princess Cinnamon Buns
The Cow Says Shazoo.
Send Help.
Twice-Bit Sparkle.
We love Lamp.