Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 3

Dear Princess Cake ‘n Bake,

Today I didn’t learn that I’m racist as fuck. What I did learn is that Anon is way smarter than I am. Just because he’s not a gay midget horse doesn’t mean he’s not as smart as one. I still fail to see any racism on my part for thinking that in the first place.

All my friends are equally dumb and racist because we didn’t give Anon’s genius ideas a chance. When we finally gave in, we acted like stuck up twats about it before being shut the fuck up by the smartest being in Equestria. Humans are clearly the superior race, not that I’ll ever acknowledge it.

Your purplest pony,
Purple Pony

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[Snow]

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

Sometimes, we can underestimate our friends because of our preconceptions or assumptions we make on first impressions, and ponies often have real difficulties opening themselves to views to which they are unfamiliar. I am proud of you for learning such important and meaningful lessons.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

PS. Why yes, I rather do enjoy baking from time to time. The pinch of salt really brings out the flavor in most dishes, I find. And in response to your last question, why yes, I do rather enjoy purple, but only in measured amounts.

[PenHeart3]

Okay, this takes the cake.

[DreamKitsune]

Dear Princess Cake ‘n Bake,

That amused me far more than it should.

[Tubbs83]

"Your purplest pony,
Purple Pony." killed me. Legit killed me. I am now a spirit and am still chuckling at that. Thank you.

[Black--Soul]

Huh... Neat...?

[vinyldash23]

Humans ARE NOT superior. We are just slaves to the wonder that MLP is.

[No I Will Not]

*laughs a little too much at Purple Pony*

[Zepher]

9854402
No Princess Cake 'n Bake did.

[Cheshirek4t]

9915011
Well... true
But the fictional humans kick ass and chew bubblegum

[Coretz]

I want to know the story behind this story...

[Theresa]

10222657
My guess zecora.