Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 52

Dear Princess Cybertron,

Today I learned that shrinking potions are not an effective method to stem a profusely bleeding wound.

Trixie, the only unicorn incompetent enough to resort to using stage magic, tried sawing her leg off with a real saw. Anon, the brave, handsome man that he is, rushed to the scene and poured a shrinking potion he was conveniently carrying onto the wound.

In theory, less blood can come out of a smaller wound. It makes sense, right? But fuck logic, I guess. Who needs consistent laws of physics? That shit’s for pussies. Let’s just have everything be a random roll of the die because why the fuck not. In fact, we should ju

Trixie is alive and well, but she’ll have a very tiny leg for the next few hours. She’s also terrified of Anon now because she’s as racist as I am.

This is an extremely rare instance where one of Anon’s genius ideas didn’t quite pan out. My friends and I will use this as justification to never listen to him and his giant brain ever again.

Your syndrome of a down,
Tweezers

Comments

[8bitmadness]

I mean, it makes sense in theory.

[FrostTheWolf]

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Theory is one thing, but execution is something completely different

[SeventhBrony]

9878496 9878535 Both are so true. So very, very, very true!

[Venerable Ro]

Well it's not the worst instance of improvised-first-aid-by-magic I've ever heard of, I mean, nobody died, Trixie is still the same species, and there's hardly any trauma at all!

[Frankie2]

I'm wondering why Anon is carrying around a shrinking potion.

[TheDino27]

Your syndrome of a down,
Tweezers

LEGENDARY !

[Yasahiro]

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Hey man, everyone's got their kinks

[A Predatorial Horse]

She’s also terrified of Anon now because she’s as racist as I am.

Oh, it’s that kind of racism...

[Vaalintine]

If Anon has it bad, I shudder to think of how bad things get for Spike.

[WorldWalker128]

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In case he Goes Native entirely and needs to shrink a pony so their union isn't disproportionate, I'd imagine. Or, you know, to play pranks on folks with Rainbow Dash.

[No I Will Not]

Tweezers
*laughs a little too hard*

[Bronzer]

His idea worked, though.

[Bronzer]

9879222
Use it on Luna’s Luna so he becomes proportionately large to her.

[Alicon Glactistar]

Oh, Cybertron.

[creativeusername34]

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im still trying to decide if this is a system of a down joke. if so, the nickname should have been table