Yo Tia,
Ignore that last thing. Spike sneezed while on the shitter and sent you some toilet paper. He’s freaking out, but I’m laughing my ass off. He said he didn’t use it, but imagine how funny it would be if he did.
Even without that, just think about the fact that someone could send you toilet paper at any point in the day. Let’s say some snobby crustmuncher is whining at you about how awful it is to chew his own food, and then BAM! Toilet paper.
I would never do that, of course. That would be rude and childish, and we both know I’m above such things.
Love, Anon