To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Tea N. Crumpet, RE: Letter 35

Author's Note:

Letter 35: Here.

To my faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

Twilight, I trust and believe in you always, but consider this a formal request to stop dancing without lessons in public. In your own home, or a party thrown within said home where guests are aware you will be dancing are of course fine, your dance moves have raised significant concern that you are, in fact, having a seizure, may be possessed by fell monsters from beyond the pale, or that your flailing hooves may have caused permanent injury.

Your exuberance and excitement in your appreciation of music is laudable and I really am glad you are having fun, but it is necessary to think of others.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

PS. Anon once mentioned something called 'The Safety Dance' to me. Perhaps this is something you could learn in the pursuit of safer self expression?

Comments

[Snow]

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That temperature range is proportional to the time since your last cup of coffee and inversely proportional to the amount of sleep you had the previous night(s).

[FrostTheWolf]

your dance moves have raised significant concern that you are, in fact, having a seizure, may be possessed by fell monsters from beyond the pale, or that your flailing hooves may have caused permanent injury

That... is the best way to sum it up. I approve

[ChronoMitsurugi]

Okay Twiggy, try to keep up.
i.makeagif.com/media/4-13-2017/26vVti.gif

[FanOfMostEverything]

The thing about the Safety Dance is that it's hard for everyone to look at their pants in a society with no nudity taboos.

[PaintedPony]

Safety Dance

[LightnDarkGodofSalvation]

I wander what Twilight's reactions are in each replies.

[AdmiralTigerclaw]

We can dance if you want to.
We can leave your friends behind.

'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they're...

No friends of mine.

[A Predatorial Horse]

PS. Anon once mentioned something called 'The Safety Dance' to me. Perhaps this is something you could learn in the pursuit of safer self expression?

Careful, who knows how she will react when she realizes dancing may be a qualifier for friendship.

[DragonMaster]

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Actually it’s everybody look at your hands. Of course this doesn’t work for ponies either.

[Wireball]

Little does Celestia realize that The Safety Dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.

EDIT: I thought Twilight's dancing was actually pretty entertaining in the show. ;) I guess this alternate universe Twilight's dancing must be scarier.

[GeorgeOfTheJungle]

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'Cuz your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they ain't no friends of mine.

[Shadow Star]

to stop dancing without lessons in public.

>>>
to stop dancing in public without lessons.

[DerpTape]

[Azure Magician]

Teach twilight the torture dance

[Acadians6545]

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https://youtu.be/Of6U94FHMRc

I had to do it.

[Martin911]

Damn it, i cried. How wonderful it was.