To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Saintlestia, RE: Letter 61

Author's Note:

Letter 61: Here.

Equestria is listed as a class 5 death world by most infernal realms.

To my faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

Twilight, I am somewhat conflicted.

On the one hoof, generally speaking accountants should not be summoned from other planes of existence, and I feel that a review of Pinkie Pie's Extraplanar Summoner's license is needed. On the other, you probably should have explained to Anon that while necromancy is quite illegal, the careful contract-binding of extraplanar entities is still legal provided the summoner is licensed and submits the relevant paperwork. I'm proud of you for not assuming the worst of guests simply because of their species or origin, Twilight.

I do, however, need to point out that if you didn't know in advance Pinkie Pie holds a summoner's license, Anon would have been correct in his actions.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

PS. If you did not know in advance, I still can't quite blame you for your nonchalance because Pinkie is involved.
PPS. As a personal favor, please don't offer constructive criticism to would-be conquerers.

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Dear Anon,

Demon summoning and binding is not technically illegal, but is highly regulated. It's covered under a larger set of laws covering extraplanar interactions, and a regularly updated list of those realms whom have filed a restraining order against us, and vice versa.

The former list is, incidentally, far larger than the other.

I applaud your quick thinking, and no harm was done. It's probably best Pinkie doesn't summon accountants either.

Penned by,
HRH Celestia

Comments

[PaintedPony]

You do do Celestial so well.

[Mitril]

It's covered under a larger set of laws covering extraplanar interactions, and a regularly updated list of those realms whom have filed a restraining order against us, and vis versa.

The former list is, incidentally, far larger than the other.

OH......... I mean, I'm not surprised a restraining order is filed against ponies, they behavior is........... dangerous even for themselves

[Hotel_Chicken]

Equestria is listed as a class 5 death world by most infernal realms.

Question: Was it listed as that before or after Twilight was born? Just curious.

[Bahamuttone]

and vis versa.

viceversa

[FanOfMostEverything]

I appreciate the implication that accountant summoning is far more treacherous and distasteful than demon summoning.

[Snow]

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Fixed, thanks!

[Bronzer]

the careful contract-binding of extraplanar entities is still legal provided the summoner is licensed and submits the relevant paperwork

And you wonder why darkness monsters keep attacking your kingdom.

Equestria is listed as a class 5 death world by most infernal realms.

Which explains why Earth only gets the most stupidly powerful ones.

Also, demons are fallen angels. So, what the ponies call "demons" are just weird extra-dimensional aliens to us. What we call demons, ponies...well, they don't have a name for such things because nopony lives long enough due to suffering terror-induced heart attacks.

[Coretz]

I wish to hear more about these Death World classes...

[KvAT]

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Head over to r/hfy

[Bookwurm666]

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no it was on Trixie's birth