To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From HRH Mighty Whitey, RE: Letter 79

Author's Note:

Letter 79: Here.

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

Twilight, you do realize Anon is messing with you, don't you? Rest assured my student, there is no statistically significant correlation between coat (or mane) color and brain size. Similarly there is no statistically significant correlation between coat (or mane) color and observed intelligence.

Remember, my student: Ponies, like other beings, are dumb because they are dumb, not because of what they look like.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia

PS. There is a statistical correlation between ponies who have a majority pink coloration and Nevermind.

Comments

[Shrouded Lunes]

Remember, my student: Ponies, like other beings, are dumb because they are dumb, not because of what they look like.

Was... Was that Celestia very diplomatically calling Twilight dumb?

[Ryouga1100]

9907049
Perhaps...

[TigerCat111]

No, no, continue...pink to what??

[Snow]

9907049
Certainly not. But if Twilight was dumb, it wouldn't be related to her being purple. *sagely nod*

[anonymous browser]

I'm guessing the Pink One appeared unexpectedly as she was writing that last sentance?

[WorldWalker128]

9907084
Being oddball-magic inclined, I imagine.

[Mitril]

Pink
If something is PINK don't question it
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[Emtu]

I can't find it right now, but I'm pretty sure I read a story called something like "Pink Ponies Don't Exist", where the plot was something about pink not existing as a color, and how that made various laws not apply to ponies of that color.

[Snow]

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...Unexpectedly?

[Snow]

9907084
Aw now what fun would that be?

[Gnarl]

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Crawled out of her tea cup, slipped through the crack in the floor, slithered our from under the rug, slowly slid down a silken thread from the ceiling, Popped out from the 'Between', Implanted her face on the sun to give Celestia a smile to start her day, take your pick, I got more.

[Snow]

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Yes but, in what way would this be unexpected?

[Sigmacipher]

9907049
Yes she was. She most certainly was.

[2Merr]

I like to imagine Celestia was going to make a joke at the expense of Cadance (or Pinkie) before realizing her own coat is technically not white, it’s a very pale pink.

[Gnarl]

9907251
Celestia is writing the line about the Pink, and the Pink appears and stares at her till she crosses out the line.

[Gnarl]

9907272
Really?
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..
...

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[2Merr]

9907297
You’re missing the joke, he’s implying Pinkie’s unexpected behavior is to be expected.

[Gnarl]

9907339
And Celestia wouldn't expect her to just pop out and stare at her. No, I got the joke.

[SeventhBrony]

9907084 Magic itself

[Shadowshame]

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Logiclessness?

[-Pinkamena_Pie-]

Excuuuuuuuuusssseee me! I will hide confetti in your cake, Princess!

[Gear_change]

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Celestia is commonly depicted as having a pink mane as a filly/when on low power mode.