Letter 86.5: Here.
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
From a purely pragmatic standpoint I realize that if a changeling prisoner doesn't want our help or to co-exist peacefully, we're essentially condemning them to death by starvation barring volunteers. I realize many might consider it a mercy, and that our operating standard is such that there have been changeling casualties. I would still greatly prefer it if you would not design - somehow - your tool such that it is lethal in cases wherein it does not function as an aid. I will not speculate whether or not it is actually functioning as intended.
In any case, I am still proud of you for your accomplishment and the passion with which you tackled the problem. It is a shame that the unnamed changeling was so uncooperative.
I suppose my one truly chiding remark is that you should have remembered your promise to Stu. Just because he is not a pony does not mean your promises should not be made with intent to keep them.
Your loving mentor,
Princess CelestiaPS. I'll have you know, Anon, I was the one that suggested the name for Ponyville.
Page generated in 0.049 seconds
Total duration
928 users online
1,763,421 hits today, 2,591,549 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Ooh, is Anon in trouble with Celestia now?
btw
missing "as"
I'm... not entirely sure if this is congratulating Twiggles or encouraging her to do it again
Dear Princess Celami
That just proves my point. It seems like everywhere of significance is a horse/pony pun... and as MANY comedians agree, puns are one of the lowest forms of humor.
PS. If you're curious, let me know. I can run down the list of punny names.
9928519
It's sort of a mix of Celestia being grateful for what she can get while still being disapproving with Twilight being ready to just shoot someone.
9928518
Fixed and thank you!
Dear Princess Choleria,
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Love,
AH HA HA HA HAAAA!
If anything she is really only proving his point. The amount of shit that goes down in Ponyville may very well be because she suggested the name.
9928611
Yes that was the intent when it got written, hehe
Poor Ponyville was doomed from the start
Where did that post script come from?
9928681
*Fallout:New Vegas reference here*
9928605
Thank you for your contribution to our communication Arakka, I am glad to know you find this amusing.
HRH Princess Celestia
Edit: this is a reference to the CYOA game Magium
9928873
Anon saying that Celestia naming something is why its life is terrible or something to that effect.
From down there, those 18 karat horse shoes must look like a big run of bad luck,
Truth is....
Ponyville was rigged from the start
9929470
Hey now, just because Tia naming things apparently causes extremes that oscillate don't mean that it's entirely a bad thing! Six days in seven Ponyville is a fantastic place to live.
9928605
Dear AH HA HA HA HAAAA,
Don't forget who the founders were. They wanted to call the town Apple. Not Appleville, not Appleberg, not even Appleoosa. Just Apple. I think we can agree that I offered a better alternative
Yours in merrymaking,
Princess Celestia
Wasn't that obvious? How else would you make a perfect ponyvillains magnet otherwise?
9929474
A broken clock is right at least 1 time a day, yeah. I wonder what would happen if luna named something though
Truth is , the game was rigged from the start.
Yes I know it was already done in the comments but frick it.