To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt.

by Snow

From Princess Celestia, To: Pinkamena D. Pie (???)

Author's Note:

Not in response to anything 2Merr sent exactly but I thought it'd be a nice addendum to 86.4

Dear Pinkie Pie,

My sister, niece, and I will be firing what I suspect will be a great many ponies in the near future.

We are requesting temporary lease of an industrial strength party canon from which they may be fired. Confetti bursts are negotiable, but the ponies in question should survive the landing.

I don't pretend to know how you will accomplish this but I have the utmost faith in you.

Your friend,
Princess Celestia

PS. If you feel that neither I nor Princess Luna should be entrusted with an industrial strength party canon, we will need to charter your services as well.

Comments

[Snow]

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Sister, we must unvault...

The Cone Of Shame.

[Platinumwayne]

To the MOON

[Kiwami GaimX]

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DUN DUN DUUUUUUN

[Fluxxdog]

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"Thank you for coming to your competency exam. First question. Do you like (mmm) bananas?"

[Reykan]

High-stress competency test. The more questions you get wrong the closer you move to the cannon. Miss 10 questions out of 80 and it’s game over. I love it; it’s like The Chase only with your job on the line, not a prize.

[FanOfMostEverything]

PS. If you feel that neither I nor Princess Luna should be entrusted with an industrial strength party canon, we will need to charter your services as well.

Hi Princess Celestia!

Just making sure, do you want a ballistic party cannon or party canon? Because I can definitely make a papier mache mortar out of a really big copy of the Partinomicon, but I figured you'd just want a Burly and Strongintheleg Mark VIII surface-to-fair mobile partillery unit. I threw in a gift subscription to Fun & Ammo; if I trust you with the sun and moon, of course I trust with a party cannon!

Your friend,
Pinkie Pie

[Sigmacipher]

Well that's one way to give some one the pink slip.

[SeventhBrony]

My sister, niece, and I will be firing what I suspect will be a great many ponies in the near future.

Well, it's for the best

We are requesting temporary lease of an industrial strength party canon from which they may be fired.

I, oh, um, well, I, um, DA&^!

[Zpoo89]

Oh my God I love the direction this is taking keep going man I cannot wait to see what happens!

[Mitril]

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Would Celestia fit into industrial-strength party canon?

[AkaruKuchki]

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not with the booty that just wont stop

[ThunderDash]

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You can go bananas on the he moooon beeeeaa@#$&_ch

[Drazhan]

Bang! Zoom! Straight to the MOON!

[alfonso_rd_33]

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AWWW So saccharinely adorable I think It gave diabetes to that one pony in charge of Cheese S. Sandwich's Fun Facthory...!

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AGREED TO THE MAXXX!!!

[WorldWalker128]

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BEHOLD!
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[Pickleless]

Ooooo the transition to literally firing them out of a cannon made me laugh out loud!! I love you both so much right now!!

[2Merr]

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The horror

[FrostTheWolf]

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So you're saying that gently maiming them is okay? I think Celestia might want to tweak that response when she realizes that

[Officer Hotpants]

MEANWHILE, IN THE PARTYCAVE...

"The time has finally come. It's time to bring out...
*pushes aside party supply cabinet, revealing a hidden safe*
... the black confetti."

[KnightOwle]

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Really now, shouldn't she be using "Pink Slips"

[Spc jacko]

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Now that's funny.

[Officer Hotpants]

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Good one.

[Snow]

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She knew exactly what she was doing when she wrote that.

[Nocturne Hurakan]

[FoxyLove]

I can totally hear Luna say as she Fires said unemployed ponies "Here comes the BOOM!!!" From said party cannon.

[CupcakeWSI]

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"Surface - to - fair mobile partillery unit"
Love it!

[Foxfax]

Oh god. Pinkie D. Pie.

We all thought Spergles was the MC, but Pinkie had the Will of D all along?
So, if we go by Shounen protagonist "logic" then Pinkie is an outsider who set out into the world after an world-changing event, has unknown abilities that defy the norms of the world she's in, fights villains, solves mysteries, goes into dangerous lands, makes friend with comedy/violence/comedy violence and makes the world better occasionally just by being in it when the writers are lazy?

Purple is Usopp, Marshmallow is Nami, Pride and Country are Zoro and Sanji and Slutterfly is Robin... holy fuck it all makes sense.

By this logic, we absolutely know when Pinkie goes out, she's going out with a smile on her face.

[Frankie2]

Well, this was unexpected.

[Sir Starshine]

I now want to see Pinkie’s reply to this.