Letter 98: Here.
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
As far as potentially disastrous spellwork goes, this is moderately benign and I'm glad that your marefriend has avoided yet another unfortunate death. In the future, consider holding the food item and allowing the other pony to eat it in place, rather than inserting it into their mouth for them. And that's the extent of advice I can give before I express a more pressing sentiment.
What. The buck. Twilight?
This isn't even a 'what were you thinking' so much as just... I have no words, Twilight Sparkle. This is something Discord might have come up with on purpose, but I think even he isn't too fond of vomit.
I am giving serious consideration to asking Discord to train you in chaos magic, because I am starting to believe this would lead to fewer incidents. I'm probably not going to and I suspect Discord's sense of self preservation would prevent it anyway, but my goodness.
I'll... send somepony to take care of the cloud...things.
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia
Dear Anon,
I told Luna about what happened, and she has ordered you a new kite.
Your friend,
Celestia
Dear Discord,
My student accidentally created life again, and I would request that you find someplace that isn't Equestria where that life may live in relative comfort. This time it's vomitting clouds. And no, not the pleasant sort. Your (un)usual commission will be supplied at a random point between you considering and completing the task. This time it's 'whatever I happen to find when searching for where Luna hid my snack cakes.'
That said... Discord, I am curious as to your interest in teaching.
Penned by,
HRH Celestia
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Honestly, and I shudder to say this, Discord might actually be a good influence on her. Having an outlet for random acts of madness can do wonders for balancing one's psyche.
Everybody gangsta till Discord might be a good teacher for something.
9981041
I think I can agree with this. If anyone can possibly handle the sheer insanity of dealing with day to day chaos like this, it's Mr. Chaos himself.
And something tells me that 'Mr. Chaos' is something that Discord would want trademarked
9981041
It’s not madness, though. It’s severe incompetence coupled with overwhelming magical ability and a litany of bad influences in her friends.
I wanted an excuse to use litany in a sentence
9981041
It would be the ultimate irony if Twilight becomes his successor rather than Celestia's.
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9981065
Twilight Sparkle, heiress to the throne of chaos should an untimely death befall the Lord of Chaos himself.
I can get behind that.
9981065
The best part is that, unlike Discord, Chaos Twilight would hold the position despite never TRYING to be chaotic. I firmly believe that she would continue trying to be like the Twilight we see in the show, it's just she is so incompetent and unwilling, or unable, to think of possible consequences to her actions that she unintentionally leaves chaos in her wake. In short, she would be the alicorn equivalent of Derpy/Ditzy.
I so want to see Discord's answer now.
Discord should create Twilight her own mini dimension to.......... keep others safe from her
Yay annon got a new kite
9981215
Like Rick did with his daughter Beth when she was young? (Rick and Morty)
9981052
She is barely sane legally...
Little change in her medication can imbalance here completely.
Anon may be receiving a new kite, but Kite the First shall always have a special place in Anon's heart.
You know more and more Twilight makes me think of a spark from Girl Genius
9981406
In one of Anon's letters there's a throwaway line about bribing Discord to get it for him.
You know that would actually explain a lot. I mean, she's the Element of Magic. Not the Element of Magic Sans Chaos Magic. Just magic. Only stands to reason that there's gotta be some chaos in there.
9981065
Given 2Merr's statement that this version of Twigglypuff is never going to ascend, it's perhaps very fortuitous that Queen Sun-for-a-Butt has reached out to the Redheaded Stepchild.
The attempt at reconciliation prompting Sunset to finally pull her head out of her own ass might be the only hope Tia has of getting to retire sometime this millennia.
9981065
No, I doubt she'd become the successor of Discord. That would make too much sense.
9981706
Queen Sun for a Butt? Gotta ask, was that a stealth earthworm Jim reference?
9981977
Oh you know it, fam.
mY dEAr pRiNCesS,
aS fUn As iT wOUlD bE tO pASs oN tHe bEauTifuL gIFt Of CHAOS tO fuTurE gEnErATionS, eVEN I wOuLDnt gIVE HER thAT mUCh Power...
bOwlinG YoU NeXT TuESDay,
D1zC0Rd
"Mon Capitan,
I'm crazy, not insane.
Love your favorite surviving ex,
Discord"
9981706
How sane is Baconhead in this setting?
9982175
Well, a friend of mine is considering donating her time to write Sunset so... variably sane?
Okay, but this is legitimately some awesome Celestia-Discord interaction.
And at least turning Purple Stuff into a draconequus would force her to relearn how to cast. We might get four, maybe even five days of relative peace!
9982300
Once she stops using her powers for evil, then even at her lowest sanity levels she'd still do at least a little better than Twigs McGee given Sunny's superpower is actually having basic empathy.
9991045
Nope, I know what I said and it's intentional.
9991167
Not all letters have replies.
wait... whats the pleasant sort?