Letter 70: Here.
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
Twilight, I will choose to believe that neither you nor your actions have caused the spacial rift, nor the eventuality of you falling into one. I will also choose to believe that all of recorded Equestrian history is lucky enough to have never encountered a similar circumstance, or at least never quite managed the portion of reattaching the soul to a cadaver apparently without access to magic.
I choose to believe these things because Discord disavows all involvement.
So. Luna is on a 'business trip' at the moment, so do try to avoid causing another zombie panic, and I'm afraid my skill in necromancy extends to identifying it, and eradicating it with extreme prejudice.
Please bear in mind you are currently classified as 'undead' so do avoid the usual countermeasures until Luna can sort this out.
Your loving mentor,
Princess CelestiaPS. Twilight I love you, but you're why I cannot take a vacation.
Page generated in 0.041 seconds
Total duration
847 users online
460,823 hits today, 2,591,549 yesterday
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Ooooh this gotta burn. Also hurt as fuck
9894942
When I was in middle School, being autistic, I had (and often still) have difficulty detecting word play, sarcasm, and some double entendres. I had a workshop teacher who would with an affectionate tone call out to me "you're high maintenance!"
It flew right over my head that he was elegantly proclaiming that I was a pain in the keister. His tonality utterly confused me as I didn't understand either the prose against the literal wording.
Isn't Discord still pigeon stand at the moment?
WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE ENTIRE PRINCIPALITY TO HER, THEN?!
9895868
There was a Discord chapter earlier in this story.