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// Letter 4 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Perfection’s older sister,

Today I did jack shit and blamed all my friends for not having as much free time as me. They had to work because they’re not trust fund babies like I am, and I was too busy having all my shit paid for by royalty to notice the plights of those beneath me. Maybe one day I’ll develop a natural sense of empathy, but today is not that day. 

Your royal leech,
Twat Spackle