Dear Princess Assoline,
Today I learned that I shouldn’t try to hang out with Anon and Spike on their Bro DayTM. Not only am I a huge nerd, I also lack testicles, both of which disqualify me from being Bro material.*
Bro DayTM is a sacred ritual from Anon’s home world, and I violated several human traditions by attempting to participate without fully understanding its rich cultural history and meaning. In the future, I will be more inclined to check myself before I wreck myself.
Your one-nerd herd,
Book Horse* We sometimes let Dash join. She’s got bigger metaphorical balls than anyone I’ve ever met, plus she brings pizza and cider. 200% Bro material.
Love, Anon