In the magical land of Equestria, there are no ponies.
In the sleepy town of Ponyville, there are no ponies.
In the glittering Castle of Friendship, there are no ponies.
So who are all these colorful quadrupeds?
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Eh :P
not bad name for the story cover
LOVE IT!!!
This was stupid in the best possible way. And you wrote it in one day? Have all of my accolades.
I NEED MORE OF THIS NOW.
Odd
Meta af, and weirdly satisfying. Take a like my dude.
And only one of them Displaced by The Merchant.
EVERYONE is displaced! BAHAHAHAHAH!!! I love this!!
Don't worry, neither does anyone else.
That was good, and weird, and weirdly good. Have a like!
Meta
Now we just need explanations as to who all the background ponies are, I mean, if there are NO ponies in Equestria, logically that means everyone else is a human too.
The Hooves family is a family that slept in a haunted mansion:
Sparkler Hooves: Husband
Dinky Hooves:Wife
Derpy Hooves:Daughter
Find out all the foals actually we're grandparents back on Earth and have been struggling to pretend to be children since they arrived. Sweetie Belle is actually Rarity's grandmother or something like that.
It was good.
Insert Thor another scene here.
This is such a hilarious premise I can't believe I never came across something like it before! I mean, surely this couldn't be the first? I'm looking forward to more chapters!
This is so incredibly fucked up and awesome and I love it.
ALL THE HIE FANFICS CAME TO LIFE AND BECAME A SINGULARITY!
Now, I'm not an English native speaker but isn't name Matthew a male name? Meaning Rarity was a guy and yet she mentions having survived college with 5 bras?
This is amazing!
There are no wolves on Fenris...
I laughed.
KEK
Shouldn't Luna have been on the moon around that time? Or did she spend several centuries hiding in a basement and the whole Nightmare Moon thing was staged for the sake of preserving canon?
9510334
Ah... whoops. Lost track of my own canon there.
Twilight is _JACK KIRBY?!_ H-how? He died in 1994?
Spike could ask thousands of other ponies about their lack-of-poniness at once (preferably through pop culture references).
What does [whoever Derpy is] think of being Best Pony?
Why displace one person when you can replace them all!
You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER.
9510648
Ah, I thought that name rolled off the tongue a little too easily. Just a coincidence.
Plot twist: Sunset Shimmer was a human too, and she stayed in the EG world because she wanted to have a human body again.
The premise caught my interest. But I did NOT expect that trick half-way through!
"...I don't know what this is. I don't even know what genre to tag it as."
.... the password is... satire...
But.... Luna was on the moon 500 years ago. How could she have popped up in the castle?
This is now my favorite story on this site, and I patiently wait for the next chapter.
I... I think I love this.
Why did Matthew Brown have 5 bras?
I am enjoying this so much, lets see how many others are involved!
Wow, this is unusual and unexpected for a story and chapter; I love it.
9510975
Well seeing as the title says that there are no ponies in Equestria, I think everyone is an imposter. And I can’t wait to see how the author fits it All together.
This might explain Tirek...
"Every one of them is not a pony? Time to go evil!"
9510695
better plot twist Sunset is the only "real" pony left
If you're willing to crib from homestuck a couple of characters could be ex players of sburb who died or ran off into the furthest ring.
Isekai is the trashiest genre ever, and I love it so. Glad to see Truck-kun made an entrance in this story.
There are no wolves on Fenris...
9511422
You're the second or third person to say that. What's it a reference to? Cause it's an accidental one.
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Warhammer 40,000.
Fenris is an Ice planet populated by giant wolves.
Turns out, their ancestors were humans who had wolf genes spliced into them to help them adapt to the cold.
It worked a little TOO well....
I wonder if the song, "There are no cats in America" could be ponified for this story...
There are no ponies in Equestria...
So, not judging or anything, but was that really how you meant it?