Dr. Wave Function paused just outside of a patient room, his eyes furiously scanning a chart held in front of his face by his magical aura. “N-no way…” he muttered, his gaze fluttering back and forth even faster over the page.
“Way,” a nearby, gray-coated nurse nodded. “See for yourself.”
He glared skeptically at her for a moment, before stowing the patient chart in his white coat and entering the room. “Hello?” he called, walking through a short hallway and into a patient room. A large, white alicorn lie on the bed inside, struggling fruitlessly against a security pony and two stallion orderlies holding her down. “Your Highness? My name is Dr. Function! Can you tell me what brought you in to the hospital?”
Princess Celestia stopped struggling against the strong hooves pinning her against the mattress and smiled softly at the doctor. “Oh, my, a cute doctor...You look soft!”
Wave Function blushed and scrunched up his muzzle. Clearing his throat, he continued. “Ah, well...Yes, I guess. I heard that you’ve been trying to cuddle ponies all day, is that true?”
“Uh huh!” she declared with a wide grin. “I got to cuddle lots of my lovely subjects in the hospital.”
A cold shiver ran down the physician’s spine as he shined a penlight into the Princess’ eyes to check her pupils. “No signs of drug use. Odd…” he muttered quietly to himself. “Okay, Your Highness, I’m going to check your heart now.”
Princess Celestia giggled and wiggled her eyebrows as he pulled out his stethoscope. “You’re already making my heart beat fast,” she snickered, puffing out her floofy barrel.
As soon as his stethoscope touched her coat, Princess Celestia’s horn flared with a powerful golden magic, shooting the orderlies back against the room walls. Immediately, Princess Celestia’s hooves wrapped around Dr. Function’s neck and pulled him tightly into her coat. Her wings unfurled and enveloped him even deeper not long after.
“MMGHMGMHHH!” Wave Function’s muffled scream echoed through the room.
The orderlies stumbled quickly to their hooves and scrambled back over to pry the doctor free.
“Ahhh!” Princess Celestia hummed in ecstasy. “You’re sooooo warm!”
Wave function was never seen again, and from that day on it was decided that Princess Celestia had finally gone completely mad in the head.
She was promptly sent to a highsecurity rehabilitation facility to save the populace from her cuddly wrath.
Look for a tickle spot! It's the one weakness of cuddlers!
Well, this just got...interesting.
She's cuddling him! And then she's going to cuddle me. Oh my Faaaaaaauuuuuust!
May Cele—
Oh, wait.
May Faust have mercy on your mental state, Wave Function.
On third thought, "Celestia" does fit, though as a direct plea for mercy instead of a prayer to a higher power.
I swear, this author never ceases to amaze.
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I never cease to disappoint my parents either!
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Aw, dude... do you need a hug?