Dear Anon,
You are my friend, and at times confidante. I have more respect for you than nine in ten ponies I meet during the day. These are the reasons I'm going to ask 'Are you sure?' before I turn you over to Royal Equestrian Bureaucratic Acquisitions and Revenue. They get a little overzealous. Um. Really overzealous.
...Anon even my sister and I pay taxes on our personal spending and gains.
Anon, even Discord will send them a yearly envelope of something utterly bizarre yet valuable.
Your friend,
Celestia