Dear Anon,
I wonder if my student's list-making habit is to blame for this. This does confirm a certain suspicion or two. Hmm... I rather like Vanilla Valentine for the alliterative appeal, and Ivory Eye Candy is very flattering you know.
Still, seventeen pages dedicated only to my posterior though... Goodness me!
You know I really can't think of anything else to say in response to this. Thank you for a rather amusing if harmless mistake.
Your friend,
Sunny-Side Up