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// Letter 23 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess 1 of 2.5,

Today I learned that music theory is not the same as actual music. Even more so, I learned I have no musical talent whatsoever.* From now on, I’ll be leaving that to those with the appropriate ass tattoos. 

Your former rapper,
T-Wank (feat. Deese Nuhtz)




* Not entirely true. I heard her burp the alphabet once. 

Love, Anon