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// Letter 122 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Baewatch,*

Today I learned that there are severe social repercussions for ordering nuggies in a tendie town. 

I didn’t even know there was a difference, not that that’s surprising. With my eyes being purple, it’s a miracle I can see at all. It’s both a blessing and a curse. I can see the world, but I can also see myself. 

Anyway, I have since learned that tendies are top and nuggies are fake and gay. Despite this, I will still be eating them whenever possible. 

Your nugger lover,
Twyrone 



* It was that or Daywatch, I couldn’t decide. 

Love, Anon