Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that the hokey pokey is in fact not what it’s all about.
I have been mislead my entire life. Everything I have been taught up to this point is now being brought into question. My world view has been shattered. My right hoof will forever remain in—whatever “in” is—never to be taken out.
I will not be attending tea time this week. I need time to think.
Your
faithfulconfused student,
Twilight Sparkle