Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr


Letter 70.3

Dear Princess Certainly Upset,

Don’t send Luna, we got it. I had Trixie clone my corpse again, then zap it with enough electricity to kickstart my heart. Our motley crew is cleaning up Corn Cobbler and my other two bodies, so everything will be k as long as no one speaks of this ever again. We told Corn Cobbler’s family he wandered into the Everfree and was devoured whole by a manticore. It’s more believable and less tragic than what actually happened.

Your aspiring lich,
Twilight the Third (Fourth?)