We are the fuel for the Meme Machine, harvest the moist juice and begin the ritual of Ebola. The dead will never know this joy.

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

Compulsive writer of crossovers

Tired always.

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

America enjoyer, NATO enthusiast, military history and geopolitics appreciator.

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What to do with my life now

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

Reloading the Story Canon.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfDbWuUw5uY&feature=share&list=PL4QlcCPqZ1YWolgi_YX0A25t-rX6SLWoN&index=101

I contribute to the abomination machine that is My Little Pony fan fiction.

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

"I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul"

If you can't laugh at anything, the world turns into a very dull place. Dead turtles, for instance...hilarious.