I...I am a monument to all your sins...

This is fiction. But it is based...

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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Horrifically Fun

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Are you a Rebel?

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

A man made of Marshmallows who so happens to be a brony... who would've thought it?

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.