Click this to experience life how I know it...

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

"She smiles as all the right neighborhoods burn, leaving only the wrong ones to be in." -Zincy

It's hip to be square

I'm a recently returned writer and plan to release alot of stories again.

Yo Way Yo, Home Va-Ray, Yo Ay-Rah, Jerhume Brunnen-G

Fluffy little bean!

(French noises)

just thou's typical traveling artist! just with a few minor issues.

Dead channel. Moved on from cringy writing lmao.

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Hello. You must be here to request a reading of a story. Well then message me the story you want me to read aloud. And maybe I will.~Do you want to build a snowman?

I am German k?

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Eh, what you looking at?

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

The smallest changes can make the biggest difference.

I AM THE HOLLYWOOD GOD OF THE BRONIES

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Justice and Honor above all.

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

I am an aspiring novelist/poet who writes high fantasy/action/adventure novels/fanfics and pretty poetry.

‮spoohw

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

I make really stupid stories, but it's fine since I enjoy making them.

Hi there.

All Macdash, Lunatosh, and Spikebelle fans are welcome. All button mash fans will be shot on sight. SWEETIE BELLE IS BEST PONY!!!

As the world around you moves you stand there motionless. Unable to talk and watching as the world around you collapses. Such is the way of life.

"Thug life." - Barack Obama

You mean I can write anything here and it'll be my short bio?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Sisters and Brothers, Aunts and Uncles, Grandmas and Grandpas, Dude and Dudets, I present to you: My User!

I ask only that you would forgive me, should I ever truly go hollow, that you would not hate me for falling asunder to the insanity.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

I'll slay you with cuteness!

I'm wearing khakis.

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